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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1283 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1281 |
| Crops Grown: | 2221 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Ores Mined: | 6253 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
– We have a secret underground cat mafia that controls the economy of the server. If you want to thrive, you better be on good terms with the feline overlords.
– Our spawn town is actually a giant litter box, but don’t worry, we’ve trained the creepers to stay away. Just watch out for the occasional hairball explosion.
– We have a yearly “Purr-lympics” event where players compete in cat-themed challenges like chasing laser pointers and knocking things off of shelves. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fish!
– Our admin team consists entirely of highly trained cats who communicate through meows and headbutts. They may seem aloof, but they have a paw-some sense of justice.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server! Just remember, in this world, if you want to succeed, you better bring your A-game and your love for all things feline. No pussy, no work!
Asmongold 
