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My Country Minecraft Server

Analysis, Country, critique, culture, Development, Diversity, Economy, Feedback, geography, global perspective, Government, History, Minecraft, national identity, opinion, perspective, Politics, Server, society, Thoughts, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1388

Oh, honey, forget about countries, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground society where pigs ride on flying chickens and diamonds rain from the sky! We have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese (yes, you read that right) and our moderators are actually wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand. So, say goodbye to boring countries and hello to our wacky world of wonder!

Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP

Casual Gaming, casuals, challenge, competitive, Difficulty, Difficulty level, Entertainment, game design, game development, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, online gaming, Players, Random, skill, smp, strategy, twitch, twitch streaming, twitchwhores, Video Game (Industry), videogame, Whores

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crops Grown:	5777
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1733	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most elite gamers dare to tread. If you think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world, then buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are now leading a rebellion against the oppressive pig overlords. Will you join the fight, or will you cower in fear at the sight of a chicken with a weapon?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot guarded by a dragon who has a penchant for riddles. Will you be able to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the riches for yourself, or will you end up as dragon food?

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if the videogame can be beaten by random twitchwhores and casuals, it is not a difficult game. So bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Babanya Edition, channel, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, members, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Babanya Edition/999/ server! Join us and embark on epic adventures with Henya the Genius, the mastermind behind the VOMS Project. Explore the world with former members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya. But wait, there’s more! Encounter the enigmatic Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and dive into the Amano Pikamee Archive for some mind-blowing content. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Llama Lover Minecraft SMP

African Americans, African diaspora, citizenship, civil rights, Colonization, cultural heritage, deportation, descendants of slaves, discrimination, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, liberia, Llama, Lover, Minecraft, national identity, political controversy, racism, segregation, Slavery, smp, social justice, trump

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical beasts, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on llama communication. So if you’ve ever wanted to chat with a llama about the meaning of life, this is the place for you!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded pickaxes. Who needs real-world currency when you can trade in emeralds and obsidian?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known for stealing blocks and leaving behind cryptic riddles. Happy crafting!

Big Rig Minecraft Server

big, Minecraft, Rig, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of tiny, cramped Minecraft servers where you can’t even swing a pickaxe without hitting someone in the face? Well, fear not, because our server is TOO BIG to rig!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a vast, sprawling world where you can roam freely without fear of bumping into your neighbor’s house. Our server is so massive that we once had a player get lost for three days trying to find their way back to spawn. Don’t worry, we eventually found them…in a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up on your very own dragon and compete in high-speed races through treacherous terrain. Just be sure to watch out for the fireballs and exploding creepers along the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant squid attack.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

AHLWFEFE, Arpeggio Fault, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, Drawpile, En-Nah Assistant Program, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHS, Zone, ZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF, ZZZFriends

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Star Shards Collected:	225	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Void Armor Forged:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our latest update “Virtual Revenge”! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and sandwiches (yes, you read that right).

Embark on epic quests like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Help Kai” where you’ll uncover secrets, battle virtual foes, and maybe even find the best sandwich in the game. But beware, because in our world, sandwiches come a knockin’ and you better be ready to defend yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got redeemable codes for exclusive in-game rewards like the ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you in our crazy Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate sandwich warrior in our virtual battlefield mayhem. See you there!

KvadronCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, beautiful map, Cases, Economy, in-game currency, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Vulture

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	159	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Survival, vulture, anarchy, in-game currency, cases, economy, beautiful map.

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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Adol, AI translations, Crafty, Daybreak 2, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, guides, hajimari, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Oath in Felghana, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, president, saves, Server, Toshihiro Kondo, Trails, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, undub patches, Ys Memoire, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there). Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite anime characters from Falcom Games!

We’ve got more content than a modded server on steroids – from epic soundtracks to exclusive figures of your favorite heroes. And don’t even get us started on the translations patches, because we’ve got more patches than a Nether fortress.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve even got Ys Memoire launching in the west, so you can experience the thrill of Felghana like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so epic, even Adol himself would be impressed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the adventure never ends and the fun never stops! Join now and let the crafting begin!

The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

10 years ago, AVIF vs JXL, banned, Board, coming here, copypasted, DELETED, Fun, IMMEDIATELY, INTERESTING, JOKE, linux vs windows, Minecraft, multiple days, old /g/, overmoderated, Pointless, ragebait, smp, sucked out, Technology, Threads

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Divine Minds Minecraft Server

biology, continue the race, Creation, Divine, Evolution, Existence, feeling good, GOD, Impulses, Instincts, intelligent humans, Life, lure, Minds.., Minecraft, Pleasure, Procreation, purpose, Reproduction, Server, sex, species, Survival, temptation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Animals Bred:	116
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dimension Hops:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.

Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!