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Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Pixel Princess Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	5109	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as elusive as a girl playing hard to get? Well, look no further because on our server, we take ghosting to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ghosted by both players and actual ghosts haunting the server. Who needs friends when you have spooky specters to keep you company, am I right? So come on, join us for a hauntingly good time!

””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

Boss, campus life, college, comfy, dropout, educated, Failure, free tuition, freedom, Future, GPA, graduate school, higher education, Job Search, low-status job, lunchtime, Minecraft, opportunity, Professor, smp, stipend, Sweater Weather, well-rounded

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

Activity, clubs, competitive, CRAZE, driving range, enjoyment, fairway, Fun, Golf, Golfing, greens, hobby, leisure, Minecraft, Outdoor, Putting, Recreation, Relaxation, Server, socializing, sports, SWING, tee time

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Buildings Constructed:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Mines Excavated:	2367	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

Confused Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Love Letters Sent:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level! We have a dedicated ERP (Extreme Role-Playing) community where you can learn the fine art of ERP in Minecraft.

Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!

Gossip Happy Ending Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Star Shards Collected:	290
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Items Found:	6968	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

RAMPAGE RECORD LOW Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1163
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magic Items Found:	4929
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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White Argentina Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Argentina’s population? Look no further! Our server used to be 85% white blocks, but now we’ve got a mix of all colors – just like Buenos Aires! Join us and experience the thrill of being replaced by brown blocks while denying that the server was ever white. Our players are brainwashed into believing that the true Minecraftian is the mestizo block, so come join the fun and watch as our world transforms before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join us now!

Heem Love Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!