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KishuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ores Mined:	3303
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because Kishu ken is about to level up with our new addition, KENDU SHIB KAI! Join us for a stress-free lifestyle filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through the virtual world with their ninja skills. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a pack of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a slice of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Kishu ken and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyUkrainianGambit

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianGambit, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gamble, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, strategic counterpunch, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Crops Grown:	5910
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Ukraine vs Russia! our players are like strategic geniuses, making epic counterpunches left and right. but watch out, it’s a massive gamble to join because you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next! build your own empire and conquer the virtual world with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PurrCraft: Double Regen Rate

Animals, biology, Body, cat, double, Doubling, effect, Feline, healing, health, Natural, Pets, physiology, purr, PurrCraft, Rate, REGEN, Regeneration, research, Science, Slow, UNNOTICED, wellness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur slow regeneration rate in minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! imagine if a cat’s purr could double ur regeneration rate in the game! u would be unstoppable! join our server and experience the power of the purr! u’ll be healing faster than u can say “meow”! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret cat shrine hidden deep in the server, u’ll unlock the ability to summon an army of purring cats to fight by ur side! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the purring begin!

CO2Craft: Ethanol, Acetic, Formic

Acetic, acetic acid, carbon capture and utilization, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, Catalyst, chemical engineering, chemical production, climate change, CO2Craft, environmental impact, ethanol, Formic, formic acid, green chemistry, household chemicals, innovative technology, low cost, recycling, renewable resources, selective conversion, sustainable, tin-based

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where we turn carbon dioxide into HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS like it’s NBD. we got a low-cost, tin-based catalyst that can magically turn CO2 into ETHANOL, ACETIC ACID, and FORMIC ACID. who needs boring old trees when you can have CHEMICALS, amirite? come join us and be a part of the most eco-friendly, chemically insane server out there. let’s get LIT…erally with all these crazy conversions happening. #ChemicalMinecraftMadness

Nostalgia Craft

batihost, Discord, MHc8JZ6XWV, Minecraft, nostalgia craft, Nostalji, Play, Server, Survival, tc

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4216	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

1.20.04 Survival Server

SITE: https://nostalji.play.tc IP : nostaljicraft.batihost.net DC : discord.gg/MHc8JZ6XWV

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The Dark Fries: Now with Extra Grease [smp] [modded]

Dark, Embeddium, EXTRA, Ferrite Core, Fries, grease, Memory Leak Fix, Modded, ModernFix, Other, simple voice chat, smp, Sound Physics Remastered, Xaeros Worldmap

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

The Dark Skies Server

The Dark Skies is an in development modded server focussing on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. TDS will be running on Revivenode’s 8GB Extreme plan to ensure maximum performance and no lag. TDS has no major mods other than Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. Our modpack mostly consists of performance and client-side mods for convenience.

Mod List

Mod Name
Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod
Embeddium
Ferrite Core
Memory Leak Fix
ModernFix
Simple Voice Chat
Sound Physics Remastered
Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition (the only allowed minimap on our server)
Xaero’s Worldmap

We hope to see you here at release on August 13th!

https://discord.gg/nrPZEn32ZC

FAQ

What is The Dark Skies Server?

The Dark Skies is an in development modded Minecraft server that focuses on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod and other performance and client-side mods.

When will The Dark Skies Server be released?

The server is scheduled for release on August 13th.

What mods are included in The Dark Skies modpack?

The modpack includes: Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod, Embeddium, Ferrite Core, Memory Leak Fix, ModernFix, Simple Voice Chat, Sound Physics Remastered, Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition, and Xaero’s Worldmap.

How can I join The Dark Skies Server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address or domain provided by the server administrators. You can also join the server’s Discord server for more information and updates.

EuropaCraft: The Blocky Adventure

Adventure, alien civilization, alien contact, blocky, conspiracy theories, cosmic enigmas, cosmic mysteries, deep space exploration, europa, Europa mission, EuropaCraft, extraterrestrial life, government cover-up, hidden agenda., Hidden Secrets, Jupiter’s moon, mysterious discoveries, NASA exploration, outer space, scientific research, space anomalies, space exploration, unknown phenomena

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is where your missing diamonds went? Well, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the secret society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world!

Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a land filled with endless riches and rare materials. But beware, the portal is guarded by a pack of deranged zombie pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate potion that will give you superhuman abilities and make you the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and uncover the mysteries that lie beneath the surface. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who are always watching…

Minecraft SMP: /aids/ – AI Dynamic Storytelling Legends

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle? Look no further than this server, where the AI Dynamic Storytellers will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry.

Join us for endless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our chat models, like Claude and AetherRoom, will have you chatting with NPCs that will make you question your own sanity.

And don’t forget about our latest updates, like Mistral Large 2 and Meta’s Llama 3.1 8B – because who doesn’t want to ride a llama while exploring the vast Minecraft world?

So come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Animals Bred:	82	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	8407
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party planning committee on steroids!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted with themed events and parties galore. We’re talking birthday cakes, Fourth of July BBQs, and even a Cinco de Mayo taco fiesta. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we even have a “grandma shower” for expecting coworkers. Yes, you read that right. You can bring virtual gifts for babies you’ll never meet and participate in a diaper drive like never before.

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of baking for coworkers you barely know, all while dodging baby fever and IVF treatments? It’s a wild ride, folks. So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself craving virtual brownies and a side of outrageous workplace drama. Let’s get this party started!

WeddingPortraitDrama

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	143
Villages Defended:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

HateSpeechCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5647	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring words over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have banned all the words that make you cringe! No more “moist” or “panties” to ruin your day. Join us for a word-free paradise where you can build and explore in peace without ever having to hear those dreaded words again. Trust us, your ears will thank you!