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RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchantments Applied:	216	Emeralds Found:	3692
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Void Gems Collected:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Magic Items Found:	1093
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	209

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3920	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

play.luminion.net

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Towns Built:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!