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The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8074	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

HolyWoofMC

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9291	Animals Bred:	168
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBribez

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	90
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Void Gems Collected:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	156
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	132
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!