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ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

Beliefs, Church, ChurchDitcher, congregation, Devil, direct, doctrines, Eternity, family, Gay, Hell, humanism, husband, Kids, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Nightmares, Offense, Religion, repent, Server, Sinners, sunday school

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	460
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into going to church every time you visit your mother-in-law? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgmental stares and hellfire speeches! Our virtual world is a religion-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone telling you how to live your life.

We even have a special “Devil Control” mini-game where you can banish all your fears of eternal damnation. And if you ever feel the urge to repent, just hit the respawn button and start fresh!

So why waste your Sundays sitting in a pew when you could be crafting and mining with us? Join now and say goodbye to religious obligations and hello to endless entertainment!

NoFenceNoProblemCraft

Angry, border, Boundary, Communication, compromise, disagreement, Division, Fence, front garden, Hedge, lawn, maintenance, Neighbour, NoFenceNoProblemCraft, Plants, refusing, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, terraced housing, uk, Upset

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Animals Bred:	55	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	176	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9925
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – both in-game and in real life! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual hedge to protect your territory from pesky neighbors.

Just like in the real world, you can choose to maintain your hedge or let it grow wild and unruly – it’s all up to you! And if your neighbor gets mad and demands a fence, just tell them to build it themselves!

So come on over and show off your landscaping skills while navigating the drama of neighborly disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join us now and let the hedge wars begin!

UkraineCraft Server: No Russia-US Talks!

Conflict Resolution, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, eastern europe, exclusion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Négotiation, political news, russia, RussiaUS, Server, Statement, summit, talks, uae, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US, world affairs, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ukraine is like, nah, we good, we chillin in UAE, fam. this server is so epic, even zelenskyy is like, i ain’t got time for russia-us talks, imma build me a sick castle in this server. join us and be part of the madness, where even world leaders are like, minecraft > real life.

CraftyRainbowImamAssassin

activism, Assassination, Community, CraftyRainbowImamAssassin, current events, discrimination, Gay, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imam, Islam, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minority, Muslim, News, Religion, Social Issues, south africa, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crops Grown:	6359
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man! We got the craziest stuff happening, like the first openly gay Muslim imam getting killed in South Africa! I know, right? It’s like a soap opera up in here! Join us and be part of the drama, the mystery, the chaos! Who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server! So come on, don’t be a square, join now and be part of the madness!

PixelPorkChop’s FunLand

Accurate, Alternative, ASFV, Assay, Cas12i3, CRISPR, Development, Faster, FUNLAND, genotyping, innovation, isothermal, method, OBServe.v2, one-pot, PixelPorkChops, research, RfxCas13d, sensitivity, specificity, Technology, Visual

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo, yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that OBServe.v2 isothermal one-pot CRISPR-Cas12i3/Cas13d-based assay up in here! Like whaaaat?! It’s like the coolest thing since diamond swords, bro!

You wanna genotyping methods? We got that on lock, with 100% sensitivity and specificity, yo! And get this, it’s faster than you can say “creeper” – like 45 minutes fast, fam!

So come on over and join the party, where we’re mixin’ science with Minecraft in the most lit way possible! Don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo! Let’s get this OBServe.v2 party started!

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking System, Community, console, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Hub, Interest, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	57
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

About Davidscloud

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Another Tidbit

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join using IP: dscgames.net and Port: 25565 for the Vanilla (Latest Version) version. For Bedrock Crossplay, use Port: 19132.
Do you have a Discord server for support?	Yes, you can join our Discord to learn more about our Minecraft servers, commands, admin support, community rules, and more. Join Discord
Can I connect to the server via console?	Yes, you can follow the tutorial at Tutorial Link

Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

1.20.5, ass, butterball, CHUBBY, corpulent, double, double wide, fat, Fatty, gluttonous, hog fat, Hog.., indulgence, Indulgent, lard, obese, overweight, Pig, plump, Pork, porky, Unhealthy, wide

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a porky hog fat ass double wide butterball of fun!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.

The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.

You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.

Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!

SisterlyVacay Minecraft Server

abroad, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Cultural, Decision making, Differences, emotional, Expectations, family, feelings, home, Honesty, Hospitality, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, sister, SisterlyVacay, Support, travel, VALUES

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of feeling like an unwelcome guest in your own sister’s house? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being treated like a stranger again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will welcome you with open arms, unlike some real-life family members we know.

Instead of splitting the cost of a virtual pizza down to the last penny, you can enjoy free virtual feasts with your new Minecraft buddies. And don’t worry about faulty plumbing or shoddy construction – our server is built to last, with no leaks or cracks in sight!

So say goodbye to awkward family visits and hello to endless fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing falling apart is the occasional creeper explosion? Join us now and leave the family drama behind!

Baby Bump Booted!

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, baby, Booted, bump, communication skills, complaint process, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, medical conditions, passenger rights, pregnant passenger, pregnant woman, public transportation, seat assignment, seat availability, seat reservation, standing for long periods, train travel, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where conflict resolution skills are put to the test! Join us for a wild ride of seat-stealing drama and aggressive train passengers.

Imagine a world where pregnant women battle it out for prime seating, while passengers with heart defects fight for their reserved spots. Will you be the hero who stands up for your seat, or the villain who laughs in the face of adversity?

Embark on a journey filled with intense confrontations and unexpected twists, all while building your dream blocky empire. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Therapy

blocky, childhood experiences, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, emotional wounds, Healing Process, Inner Demons, mental health, mental resilience, overcoming obstacles, past mistakes, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Therapy, toxic relationships, Trauma

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to mess you up in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on the backs of flying pigs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the dance partners.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will truly mess you up in the best way possible, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious. What fucked you up? Our server will, in the most epic way possible!