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TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Towns Built:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Crops Grown:	9604
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Emeralds Found:	2890	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	New Chunks Explored:	368434
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Void Armor Forged:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1078

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4522
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Farms Harvested:	239	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.