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Blocky Blunders: WTF Minecraft Madness

blocky, Blunders, madness, Minecraft, WTF

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Seriously, what were they thinking when they created this madness? But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking awesome!

Join us if you want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a watermelon helmet. Or how about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Yeah, that’s a thing here. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains diamonds. It’s a real thing, we swear.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure insanity, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. What are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Houthis vs Baguettes: Minecraft Edition

Accuracy, Al Mayadeen, Baguettes, ballistic missiles, captain, Drones, Edition, French military, French surrender, Houthis, Houthis tactics, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, Surrender, Technique, violence, War Tactics, WARFARE, weapons, Yemen, Yemeni forces, Yemeni military

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to defend against drone strikes and ballistic missiles launched by the Houthis!

Our captain has noted that players on our server are not accustomed to “this level of weapons and violence,” but don’t worry, you’ll quickly learn to adapt. The Yemenis on our server are perfecting their technique, so the more they fire, the more accurate they become. It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with explosives!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a missile strike), then join us for a truly striking experience. Just make sure to build a bomb shelter for your diamond stash!

SleepyBeeCraft – Where even the creepers hit snooze!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most buzz-worthy Minecraft server out there! Are you feeling too sleepy to bee yourself today? Well, have no fear because on our server, you can transform into a literal bee and buzz around causing chaos!

Join us for the chance to participate in epic bee battles where you can sting your enemies and collect pollen to upgrade your bee abilities. But be careful, because if you get too tired, you might just fall asleep and wake up as a regular human again!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a bee in a virtual world and unleash your inner insect warrior? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate buzzing champion – join us today and let the honey flow!

Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server

(Audio), Absurd, AI Generated music, Artificial Intelligence, beats, BIZARRE, Bob Dole, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Music, Parody, PeeInducing, piss yourself, Ridiculous, satire, Server, strange, Technology, weird

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6591
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Votes:	6109	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a magical land filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of llamas as they race through obstacle courses, participate in epic battles against armies of evil chickens, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CommieCraft: Where Russians Build Statues and Creepers Explode!

BUILD, commemoration, CommieCraft, controversial, Country, CREEPERS, culture, Diplomacy, explode, foreign influence, global presence, History, international relations, landmarks, Monuments, nationalism, political statements, pride, public art, russians, sculpture, Statues, Symbolism, tradition

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	758	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	185273
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only statues you see are of Steve and his trusty pig? Well, come join us on our server where we have a whole army of Russian statues standing guard! From Putin to Babushka, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Palace, where all your wildest potato dreams come true. Want to ride a potato unicorn? Done. Want to swim in a pool of mashed potatoes? We got you covered. The Potato Palace is the place to be for all your starchy needs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Russian statue or ride into battle on the back of a ninja llama. The possibilities are endless!

Gender Bender Craft: Where you can switch characters and swap genders for a hilarious gaming experience!

Bender, Character customization, Character development, Characters, Craft, Experience, game design, Gaming, gaming culture, gender, gender change, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Genders, hilarious, Immersion, Inclusivity, LGBT representation, Mods, narrative choices, player agency, social commentary, societal expectations, Swap, Switch, Transgender, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	915864	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one acknowledges your character’s gender fluidity? Look no further, because on our server, everyone will notice and comment on your ever-changing gender! Whether you’re a male one day and a female the next, our players will be sure to give you the recognition you deserve. Join now for a truly immersive and inclusive gaming experience like no other!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

base, BootyCraft, BUILD, butt sex, Butts, controversial beliefs, controversial opinions, Cool, cultural influences, divisive topics, infanticide, lesbians, lgbtq rights, Moral values, Players, political ideologies, political views, public opinion, reproductive rights, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Social Issues, societal norms, Stuff, United States voters, view, voting behavior, world, world view

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

Anon, Anons, bathroom break, blocky, calm down, Chill out, decompress, Escape, Finally, here you go, Loose, me time, mental health, Paradise, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Relieve, relieve yourself, self-care, self-soothe, stress relief, Style, take a break, these, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	117
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!