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HezDroneCraft: German Arrests

Arrests, drone parts, extremism, foreign affairs, German, germany, Germany-Israel relations, hezbollah, HezDroneCraft, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, member, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, procuring, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspected, Technology, Terrorism

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more fun than germany arresting some dude for getting drone parts. like, who needs drones when you can have epic adventures in our server, amirite? come build your own drone in minecraft instead, way more fun. plus, we have crazy events like a llama rodeo and a dance party with creepers. join now and be part of the madness!

WWIIIInventionsGalore

aftermath, Conflict, creativity, Development, Future, History, imagination, Impact, innovation, inventions, optimism, Potential, progress, resilience, society, Survival, Technology, War, world war II, WWIII, WWIIIInventionsGalore

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

join this epic minecraft server and see all the crazy inventions that came out of WWIII, like flying pigs and laser-shooting chickens. we even have a secret underground base where you can ride on a unicorn while eating rainbow cake. plus, if you survive the zombie apocalypse event, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you!

OpioidBlockParty

addiction, Binding, Biosensors, Brain, brain activity, drug abuse, drug effects, Drug research, Fluorescence, innovation, medical imaging, medical technology, Monitoring, neurology, neuroscience, OpioidBlockParty, opioids, real-time, research, Sensor, Visualization

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Potions Brewed:	64
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

Adults, Beans, colors, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, competitive, comradery, Discord, Economy, Friendly, interactve commands, Leaderboards, Maturity, pre-generated world, rules, Semi Vanilla, Serveration, shopping district, Shops, smp, SPILLED, Teams, Teleportation, Vanilla, сreative server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9678	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Crops Grown:	9615	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35

Severation SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+
Server Software	PaperMC
Whitelisted	Yes
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start Date	28/06

About Us

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (coming soon)
Leaderboards

Our Values

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

Joining Instructions

Fill out the application on our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing or stealing.
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application on our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older.
Are there in-game features like teleportation?	Yes, there are quality of life features like teleportation.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, eip.gg, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FromSoftware, Gaming, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, mapgenie io, Minecraft, open world, patch notes, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding sheep – you never know what you’ll find around the corner!

Create your own character with our character planners and embark on epic quests with your friends. Need help navigating the world? Check out our interactive map to never get lost again.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a group password that will unlock hidden treasures and secret portals. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server

ai, Ai photo correction, alex jones, authentic, Blackpilled, blurry, campfires, CANDLES, family, Future, generation, Memories, Minecraft, photo correction, photography, pixelated, pixels, processing, Server, soft focus, subsurface level, uncanny valley effect., Warm, wax statue

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Alex Jones’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question the very fabric of reality – just like that weird photo of Alex Jones’ family!

Join us and experience a world where pixels blend together like a bizarre AI experiment gone wrong. Who needs sharp focus when you can have a face that looks like a wax statue? It’s like living in a real-life meme!

Forget about traditional photography – on our server, every photo looks like it’s been through a subsurface level photo processing nightmare. You’ll never be able to tell what’s real and what’s AI, just like a generation that’s been raised on blurry, distorted images.

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs authentic photos when you can have a good laugh at the uncanny valley effect? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

BrotherBlock Minecraft Server

Apology, boy who cried wolf, BrotherBlock, communication breakdown, Confrontation, disbelief, emergency, emotional response, family crisis, family dynamics, Gaslighting, hospitalization, lack of trust, Minecraft, misunderstanding, over-exaggerator, panic mode, pettiness, reconciliation, serious injury, Server, skepticism, supportiveness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crops Grown:	7309
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take exaggeration to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and over-the-top reactions!

Imagine a world where falling off a ladder turns into a full-blown emergency room visit! Our players are experts at blowing things out of proportion, just like the wife in this story who had her husband running around in a panic.

But don’t worry, we also have a supportive community that will call you out on your BS and make sure you’re not being a gaslighting jerk. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculous situations that will make you question reality.

So come on, join our server and experience the ultimate boy who cried wolf situation gone wrong! Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously and be prepared for some outrageous storytelling. See you in the game!

ChunkyCraft: AITA Dropout?

aita, body positivity, Boundaries, ChunkyCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dropout, emotional wellbeing, family, family dynamics, fat shaming, guilt trip, health, intervention, obesity, personal responsibility, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, weight

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about your weight? Do they keep pushing you to go outside and be more active, but all you want to do is enjoy some delicious food in peace? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the weight-shaming drama!

Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!

Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.

So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!

MythBusted Minecraft Server

common myth, critical thinking, cultural beliefs, Debunked, education, fact check, Fallacy, false belief, knowledge, long-standing myth, Minecraft, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, myth busting, MythBusted, Mythological, popular myth, Server, skepticism, Truth, untruth, urban legend

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to debunk the myth that all Minecraft servers are the same!

Join our server and embark on a quest to prove that the earth is actually flat in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about all that round earth nonsense, we’re all about the flat earth theory here. Explore our custom-built flat earth world and uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of secret alien overlords who are using Minecraft to communicate with humans. Join us and uncover the truth behind this out-of-this-world conspiracy!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet! Who knows what other myths we’ll debunk next?

CraftyHacksMC

clever solutions, CraftyHacksMC, fake but useful, genius hacks, handy tricks, helpful hacks, incredible hacks, innovative ideas, life hack, life-changing tips, practical advice, practical hacks, problem-solving hacks, quick fixes, smart tips, surprising hacks, surprising solutions, unconventional hacks, unconventional tips, unexpected tricks, useful tips

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	3699	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server has a special mod that turns pigs into fearless warriors ready to take on any foe. And don’t worry, the chickens have been training in the art of ninja combat, so it’s sure to be an epic showdown.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant talking potato who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot. Can you out-dance a potato? There’s only one way to find out!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!