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PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2389	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7526	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7455	Love Letters Sent:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mines Excavated:	4056	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Emeralds Found:	5425
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Votes:	4070	New Chunks Explored:	537003
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!