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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 677 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.
