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Mom’s Wedding Over Bestie’s: Minecraft Server

best friends, Besties, canceling, Conflict, Cyprus, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, May 2025, Minecraft, moms, mum’s wedding, paid for, partner, planned, relationships, RSVP, Rude, Server, sticking to plans, uk, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

So, picture this: you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place, with weddings on both ends of the spectrum. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life weddings and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special wedding-themed event where you can choose between attending a virtual wedding in the UK or Cyprus. Who needs real-life drama when you can witness blocky love unfold before your very eyes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with teleportation technology that allows you to attend both weddings simultaneously. That’s right, you can be in two places at once and avoid any awkward confrontations with your girlfriend. Who knew Minecraft could solve real-life dilemmas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the wedding shenanigans begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless in the world of Minecraft!

CraftySILsMasterpiece

artist, CraftySILsMasterpiece, DISCOUNT, family, family peace, hurt feelings, judgment, kitsch, Overpriced, Painting, PROFESSIONAL, Refuse, Rift, sales tactic, SIL, snob, strong-armed, Surprise, tacky painting, WIBTA

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Villages Defended:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be strong-armed into buying ugly paintings for $1900!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated landscapes and virtual friendships that won’t guilt trip you into purchasing overpriced artwork. Our server is a safe haven from pushy in-laws and their questionable business tactics.

Don’t worry about sounding like a snob here, because on our server, the only judgment comes from creepers and skeletons trying to ruin your day. So come on in, build your dream world, and leave the drama at the door. Plus, we offer a special discount for players who have successfully dodged awkward family situations in the past. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyBidenHaters

anti-Biden, anti-establishment fashion, anti-government sentiment, Biden criticism, Biden opposition, controversial fashion, CraftyBidenHaters, Fuck Biden, political activism, political dissent, political expression, political fashion, political memorabilia, political merchandise, political merchandise collection, Political protest, political statement, presidential merchandise, protest accessories, protest gear, swag

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	4763	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of wearing your “Fuck Biden” swag around town and getting dirty looks from everyone? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can proudly display your anti-Biden sentiments without judgment! Join us and unleash your inner political rebel as you build giant “Fuck Biden” signs made out of diamond blocks and TNT. Show the world that you’re not afraid to express your opinions, even in a virtual blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Joe Biden himself logs on to the server to see all the creative ways players are expressing their disdain for him. So come join us and let your anti-Biden flag fly high!

WarReadyMC Server

Armed Forces, British Army, Conflict prevention, defense alliances, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense readiness, defense strategy, Global threats, military intelligence, military leadership, Military operations, military preparedness, military technology, military training, national security, Server, strategic planning, uk, war readiness, WarReadyMC

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	3861	Magic Crystals Found:	21

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where we gotta train for war in three years!!! like the head of the british army is like “yo join this server and get ready to fight, fam” and we all gotta build our bases and gather resources to prepare for battle!!!

but like, instead of guns and tanks, we gotta use swords and bows and arrows and stuff. and there’s gonna be dragons flying around and creepers blowing up everything. it’s gonna be epic, mate.

so come join this server and show off your pvp skills and strategize with your squad. let’s show the world that we’re ready for war, minecraft style!!!

CraftyCreeper: Estonia4Ukraine

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, cooperation, CraftyCreeper, diplomatic support, eastern europe, Estonia, Estonia-Ukraine relations, Estonia4Ukraine, european union, foreign policy, government support, international relations, nato, new PM, political alliance, solidarity, solidarity with Ukraine, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the backing of an entire country? well, this server is supported by estonia and they are gonna support ukraine ‘until victory’ like wut even is that? join this server and be part of the epic battle for victory with estonia by ur side. who knew minecraft could be so political? come join the fun and fight for victory with us!

SunshineCraft: Solar Steam Gen

#sustainability, 3d printing, clean water, climate change adaptation, desalination, Engineering, Environmental Science, evaporation, Gen, heat absorption, innovative technology, renewable energy, scientific research, seawater purification, Solar, solar energy, solar power, solar steam generators, Steam, SunshineCraft, thermal energy, water desalination, water scarcity, water treatment

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have 3D-printed solar steam generators that can turn seawater into purified water! just imagine, you can have an endless supply of clean water while you build your epic minecraft creations. our SSGs absorb sunlight and convert it into thermal energy like magic. the water gets all hot and steamy and then BOOM, it evaporates into pure goodness. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft form. so come on over and join us for some wild water adventures!

Magic Kingdom

Adventure, Alchemy, Castles, Cross-Play, dragons, Dungeons, Earth, Enchantments, FANTASY, fantasy worlds, Kingdoms, magic spells, magical realms, Medieval, mythical creatures, Potions, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, sorcery, Spells, Survival, wizards

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Potions Brewed:	117	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to The Magic Kingdom

Embark on an epic adventure in The Magical Realm, the ultimate Minecraft and Discord server where fantasy and wizardry come to life. Here, every corner is steeped in mystery and magic, waiting to be discovered by brave wizards like you.

reinomagico.sytes.net:36636

SiphonMC: Where Earth, Life, Nations, Bosses, and Dungeons collide!

#youtube, Bedrock Java, boss fights, Bosses, collide, conquests, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dungeons, Earth, EXCITEMENT, Free Rank, gear sets, Join, Life, mettle, Nations, Raiding, SiphonMC, smp, Survival, Unique Gear, Unparalleled Minecraft, Usa, Video, Wiki

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4397
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Minecraft Server: SiphonMC

Server IP	mcf.SiphonMC.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Features	Survival SMP, Nations Lifesteal, Custom Gear Sets, Progressive Dungeons, Daily Boss Fights
Location	USA
Version	1.21

Experience the best of both worlds at SiphonMC: immerse yourself in the safety of Survival SMP with keep-inventory and protected creations, or embrace the thrill of Nations Lifesteal, where raiding is a way of life on our 1:1000 Earth Map.

Join us today and unlock the excitement that awaits!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address mcf.SiphonMC.net and port 19132 for Bedrock edition. For a detailed video tutorial, you can watch here.

Is there a custom resource pack for the server?

Yes, there is a custom resource pack available that is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions of Minecraft. You can find more information on how to install it on our Wiki page here.

What are some of the features of the server?

Some of the features of SiphonMC include Survival SMP with keep-inventory, Nations Lifesteal for raiding, custom gear sets, progressive dungeons, and daily boss fights for epic loot.

Can I claim a free rank on the server?

Yes, you can claim your free rank by joining the server today. Simply connect to mcf.SiphonMC.net and start exploring the exciting world of SiphonMC.

For more information and updates, you can join our Discord server here.

CopCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, Accountability, American police, brutality, civil rights, COPcraft, Corruption, discrimination, excessive force, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Minecraft, misconduct, Police Brutality, police violence, Privilege, punishment, racial profiling, random civilians, Server, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being an American police officer! You have the ultimate power to shoot and kill random civilians without any consequences! It’s like playing Cops and Robbers, but with a deadly twist! So come on and join the fun, where you can live out your wildest cop fantasies in a blocky world of chaos and mayhem! Who needs rules and regulations when you have a virtual badge and a pixelated gun? Let the games begin!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

Edition, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Lilac, Lilac’s tits, Minecraft, music board, music chat, music community, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, music forum, music lovers, music talk, music thread, Server, tits, Trash talk, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Items Found:	1864
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	4278
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft server you’ll ever play on – Lilac’s Tits Edition! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant pair of floating, sparkly pink titties. It’s the breast spawn point you’ll ever see!

2. Our PvP battles are legendary – instead of swords and bows, we fight with giant inflatable boobs. It’s a real knockers-out brawl!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but nipple tassels. You can trade them for rare items or even enchantments for your gear.

4. Our community events include a weekly “Wet T-shirt Contest” where players compete to see who can craft the soggiest shirt in the game. The winner gets a chest full of goodies!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in the shape of a bra, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical tit fairy.

So come on and join Lilac’s Tits Edition – where the fun bags are always bouncing and the adventure is always… perky!