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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1693 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!
