king of Football Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Votes:	3936
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Star Shards Collected:	127	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	7256	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	2

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

Brazil, Brazilian law, Cannabis, court ruling, crime, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, law, Legal System, legalization, majority, Marijuana, MarijuanaManiaCraft, Possession, SUPREME COURT, top court

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

1980s, 70s, 80s, 90s, ALI, classic, Coming of Age, cultural references, Daniel, driving stick, film, Martial Arts, mom, Movie, Nostalgia, Setting, StickShift80sKarate, The Karate Kid, time period

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	9601	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

antidepressant withdrawal, AntidepressantDropOutsCraft, antidepressants, cost effective, GP support, Healthcare, long-term use, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, prescription drugs, psychological support, Quitting, Recovery, scale, study, support system, Therapy, Treatment, UK researchers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!

Valley Prison

Prison, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to Valley Prison, a Minecraft server offering a unique prison experience with pickaxe upgrades, plots, and prestige ranks. Explore the depths of our mines and upgrade your tools to uncover valuable resources.

Claim your plot in our community and showcase your creativity through custom builds. Progress through prestige ranks to unlock special perks and privileges, advancing your status within the prison.

Participate in auctions to buy and sell items, and take on quests for rewards and reputation boosts. Access exclusive Donor Kits and earn rewards from the Vote Crate to enhance your gameplay.

Engage in thrilling PvP Warzone events to earn tokens and showcase your combat skills. After achieving 15 prestiges, unlock freedom to explore the expansive open world beyond the prison confines.

Valley Prison offers an immersive and competitive environment for players seeking adventure and progression within Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where mining, building, and PvP challenges await at every turn.

play.valleyprison.com