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HezboGoneCraft2021

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HezboGoneCraft2021, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militants, military operation, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, terrorists, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Potions Brewed:	190
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we take down 250 hezbollah terrorists in just four days, including 21 big boss commanders! if you want the ultimate challenge and want to prove you’re the ultimate warrior, then this server is for you! join now and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat! who needs real life when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and let’s take down some virtual bad guys together!

Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks

bigfoot, Conspiracy, costume, Creature, cryptid, disguise, ELUSIVE, folklore, hidden, HIDEOUT, Hunters, legend, Mysterious, Mythical, prank, pranks, Sasquatch, sightings, strange, trolling, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest fantasies? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where everyone is dressed as bigfoot, runnin’ around trollin’ all the sasquatch hunters. it’s like a bigfoot convention up in here, except we all just tryna survive in the wild and mess with people’s minds.

we got secret caves filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by the sneaky leprechauns who guard ’em. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, layin’ golden eggs for anyone brave enough to snatch ’em.

if u think u can handle the madness, then come join us on this server. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this world, anything can happen. who knows, u might even run into the real bigfoot himself, sippin’ on a margarita and chillin’ by the lava pit.

Adulting Mental Health Craft

adulthood achievement, adulthood beliefs, adulthood development, adulthood milestones, adulthood perception, adulthood satisfaction, adulthood self-awareness, adulting, Craft, emotional well being, health, Mental, mental health, mental health association, mental resilience, mental stability, Mental well-being, mental well-being study, Mental Wellness, psychological health, research findings, self-perception, Spain study

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND FEEL LIKE AN ADULT WITH GOOD MENTAL HEALTH! OUR SCIENTISTS IN SPAIN DID A STUDY AND FOUND DAT PLAYING ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U ACHIEVED ADULTHOOD!

U WILL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A PRO AND SLAYING CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! UR MIND WILL BE SO HEALTHY, U WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE!

SO JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP UR ADULTING SKILLS WHILE HAVING A BLAST IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! TRUST US, IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPER ADULT!

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Animals Bred:	113
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

Anti, Anti-AI, Artificial Intelligence, California, Censorship, deepfake videos, digital manipulation, elon musk, first amendment rights, free speech, internet regulations, judge, law, legal battle, meme, Minecraft, political deepfakes, Political satire, smp, social media, tech industry, Technology, unconstitutional

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchantments Applied:	134	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4087	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Emeralds Found:	7118	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2884
Void Gems Collected:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	93
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	1314	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty