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Blocky Fandom Funhouse

acceptance, autistic, Behavior, blocky, Communication, Diversity, Empathy, fan community, Fandom, Franchise, funhouse, game artstyle, Gaming, judgment, meet fan, misunderstanding, never played, OFFLINE, ONLINE, perspective, Social Interaction, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of meeting fans who claim to love a game’s art style but have never actually played it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those posers behind! Our server is filled with actual gamers who not only appreciate art styles but also know how to dominate in-game.

Why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that can only be accessed by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that anyone who manages to find this base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken – a chicken so powerful that it can take down a horde of creepers with a single cluck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic creature will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So why waste your time with fake fans when you can join our server and embark on epic quests, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Don’t be like those posers, be a true Minecraft warrior on our server!

CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

acceptance of change, Blame, CraftyBitches, cultural shift, discrimination, Divorce, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Hate Speech, inflation, male privilege, Meaner, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in society, patriarchy, racism, Server, sexism, Sluttier, societal change, societal issues, toxic masculinity, white male privilege, White Supremacy, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	9802
Zombie Dances:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!

But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

American society, born in the Failed States of Weimarica, cautionary tale, destiny, dystopian future, existential crisis, fate, Individualism, Life, life choices, one chance at life, opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, political commentary, resilience, second chances, Self Discovery, societal collapse, societal issues, Survival, yolocraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!

action, Adventure, Anime, Based, BUILD, Character development, determination, fan favorite, friendship, iconic, japanese, Manga, Naruto, NarutoCraft, ninja, Popular, power, Protagonist, protagonist growth, Rivalry, series, shonen jump, strength

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ores Mined:	5963	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even Naruto himself would be impressed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a horde of dancing zombies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond llama, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And let’s not forget about our disco dungeon, where players can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to their heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

Blocky Boobies

additional photos, Assistance, big tits, blocky, boobies, Busty, Community, finding, forum, girl, Help, Images, internet, more, ONLINE, photos, Posting, Request, SEARCHING, seeking, sharing, social media

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	6435
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Looking for a server where the players are as wild as someone posted this girl and the adventures are as unpredictable as finding diamonds in a cave? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to meet the mysterious someone posted this girl and uncover the secrets she holds. Rumor has it that she’s actually a rare mob disguised as a player, and whoever finds her will be granted with unlimited diamonds for life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on someone posted this girl. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and drama.

Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server

#revelation, Adventure, bewildering, confusion, Crafty, Curious, discovery, doubt, Enigma, Exploration, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, question.., Server, Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, what happens here

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon Forest, where pigs are born with diamond-encrusted bacon on their backs.

But beware, the Creeper King roams the land, ready to explode your dreams (literally).

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Enchanted Potato Patch, where potatoes grant wishes and unicorns frolic in the moonlight.

So come join us for a ridiculous time filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server!

Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

ac2, assassins creed, bayonetta, brawl, burnout paradise, Craft, Devil May Cry 3, dmc4, fortnite, God Hand, gta san andreas, gta4, JRPGs, MGS2, MGS3, Mgs4, microtransaction, Millennials, nintendo games, Nostalgia, Okami, pixelated, PS2 era, roam, shadow of the colossus

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

activism, Based, Courthouse, courthouse protest, death, demonstration, Fox 5 NY, Incident, jury selection, Minecraft, new york city, News, ourguy, political activism, protest, Self Immolation, Server, Shocking.., sustained injuries, tragic, trial, Trump trial, TrumpTrialFireworks

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Emeralds Found:	6361	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocks, Carnelian, CN Stream, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Galore, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, lolz, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger (Shop), and 5* Supporter Quercus. But wait, there’s more! How about 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana (Shop) to keep you on your toes?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got 6* Guard Hoederer, 5* Medic Vendela, and even 5* Specialist Kafka in the mix! Plus, don’t miss out on our Witch Feast event featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia! It’s a celebration like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server filled with 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian (Shop), and 5* Caster Corroserum. It’s a world of adventure and excitement that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server

FartCraft, Minecraft, Server, Smelly

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	7198	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4940	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a whole new world filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where the mobs drop diamonds instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!