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SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

analog, audiovisual technology, AV cables, cable, Chaos, component cables, Connections, connectors, Digital, DVD player, electronics, European standard, Frustration, HDMI, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsolete, Outdated, plasma TV, scart, SCART cables, smp, Technology, television, vintage

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4433
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, cat, CatScratchCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, laptop damage, laptop repair, laptop screen damage, law student, Minecraft, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dispute, roommate reimbursement, roommate responsibility, Schoolwork, Server, temporary laptop

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

MadHubbyNoFunZone

aita, Appreciated, birthday weekend, burnt out, busy, children, Cooking, Dinner, domestic chores, football, Full time work, Gifts, Guilt, husband, little league game, mad, MadHubbyNoFunZone, Manipulated, Pain, Relax, responsibilities, stay at home mom, video games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Magic Items Found:	5769	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	3448	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115

Are you tired of being the only one doing all the work in your household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to cook, clean, or take care of any kids – unless you want to build a Minecraft version of them, of course. Say goodbye to being unappreciated and hello to a community that values your creativity and hard work.

Plus, our server is so fun that even if your partner tries to guilt trip you into doing chores, you can just tell them you’re too busy building a virtual empire. Join now and leave all that real-life drama behind!

MineRabbitHole

bizarre forums, Caught, chilling stories, conspiracy theories, creepy videos, dark web, deep web, digital mysteries, Disturbing, disturbing content, Forbidden knowledge, internet, internet obsessions, MineRabbitHole, online cults, online investigations, online mysteries, Rabbit Hole, strange websites, unsettling discoveries, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of falling down boring internet rabbit holes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate rabbit hole of craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground society of friendly creepers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole and join us today!

CraftyKurskFunTime

Analysis, Conflict, CraftyKurskFunTime, criticism, Decision making, Diplomacy, Evaluation, evaluation period, international relations, judgment, Kursk incursion, leadership, Military, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, success, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4761	New Chunks Explored:	122600
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.

also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.

so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

Scooby Snack Risk for Biscuit

Adventure, animated series, biscuit, cartoon, childhood memories, classic, dog treats, friendship, Funny Moments, Gang, Mystery, Nostalgia, Risk, risk it for the biscuit, Scooby, Scooby doo, Scooby snacks, shaggy, snack, snack time, solving crimes, Talking dog, teamwork, tv show

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Yo, listen up fam! This server is like Scooby Snacks for your Minecraft cravings, except instead of snacks, we got epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! Imagine Shaggy and the gang trying to convince Scooby to risk it for the biscuit, that’s basically what we’re doing here.

Join us and embark on wild quests, slay dragons, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of creepers waiting to blow you up, who knows?).

So, if you’re down for some Scooby Snack level shenanigans and want to risk it all for the biscuit, then this server is the place to be. Let’s get this party started, yo!

MicrobeCraft – Allergic Adventures

Adventures, allergens, allergic, antigen presenting cells, cellular circuits, checkpoints, Circuits, DiSRuPtiON, food allergens, food allergies, immune cells, immune system, interlinking, long-term tolerance, MicrobeCraft, microbial, microbial circuits, microbially imprinted immune cells, Neonatal, neonatal immune system, tolerance, vulnerable checkpoints

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	1222
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u wanna learn bout food allergies n stuff. we got immune cells n antigen presenting cells runnin around like headless chickens tryna figure out why dey allergic to gluten. u wanna establish long-term tolerance for food allergens? well den dis server is da place to be. we got microbial circuits n vulnerable checkpoints dat will blow ur mind. come join us n let’s get weird with food allergies in minecraft land.

Chill Lakehead SMP – Just like Hermitcraft, but with more accidental creeper explosions!

Accidental, Active Admins, Chill, Collaborative projects, Community Events, Cooperative gameplay, Creative Builds, creeper, Economy System, exploration focused, explosions, friendly-atmosphere, hermitcraft, Lakehead, limited spots, Mature Players, no cheating, No Griefing, non-competitive, player-driven economy, player-run shops, relaxed environment, roleplay encouraged, small server, smp, Tight-Knit Community, unique gameplay

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Minecraft Server: Lakehead SMP

Overview:

Description
Lakehead SMP is a chill and laid-back Minecraft server inspired by Hermitcraft, focusing on fun and community rather than just building farms and killing players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What makes Lakehead SMP different from other servers?	Lakehead SMP focuses on the community aspect of Minecraft, emphasizing fun and creativity over competition and power.
How can I join Lakehead SMP?	You can join by submitting an application through the Discord server: https://discord.gg/D8MwKPbSVx
Is there a limit to the number of players on Lakehead SMP?	Yes, the server aims to remain small and tight-knit, so only a limited few will be added.

Pixel Politics Minecraft Server

alienation, antisocial attitudes, cognitive limitations, Destruction, existing system, full retard, Hypocrisy, integration, intelligence, Larping, low hanging fruit, mean activity, midwit tier, Minecraft, PIXEL, politically speaking, Politics, prideful attitude, prosocial behavior, Rebuild, REFORM, Server, society

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of being a low midwit tier player in society? Do you lack the intelligence to follow through with prosocial behavior? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner destructive tendencies in a virtual world where you can destroy everything in sight (starting with yourself, of course).

Why integrate into society when you can join our server and be a full retard in the most outrageous ways possible? Embrace your antisocial attitudes and let loose in a world where the low hanging fruit of the past 200-300 years has been picked clean.

Don’t be a hypocrite, be a destroyer! Join us now and show off your prideful attitude as you refuse to integrate into the mean activity of the existing system. Who needs reform or rebuilding when you can just wreak havoc in Minecraft instead? Let’s see what kind of chaos you can unleash in our crazy, chaotic world.

Shit Flinging Minecraft SMP

Board, communication breakdown, community guidelines, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, devolved, Diversity, FIX, flinging, flinging shit, internet forum, Latinx, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online harassment, pajeets, problem solving, racial tension, respectful dialogue, Shit, smp, social media, toxic behavior

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and get along peacefully? Do you crave drama, chaos, and ridiculousness in your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride of latinx and pajeets flinging virtual poop at each other 24/7! Forget about building pretty houses and farms, here you’ll be too busy dodging flying feces and trying to survive the insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground factions plotting against each other, epic battles for control of the server, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have this level of mayhem?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world of madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to get messy and have a sense of humor as we navigate through the craziness together.