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NoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	78
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring, quick tutorials on other servers? Well, get ready to embark on an epic journey with our 1 hour+ unskippable prologue/tutorial! You’ll learn everything from how to punch a tree to how to tame a dragon with our hilarious and quirky NPCs guiding you every step of the way.

Join our server and become a Minecraft master in no time! Plus, rumor has it that if you complete the tutorial without falling asleep, you’ll unlock the secret ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Never Had A 5 Star Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ores Mined:	9961
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve never had a 5-star meal in real life because on our server, every meal is a 5-star feast fit for a king! Our virtual chefs will cook up the most delicious pixelated delicacies you’ve ever tasted.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken” that lays actual diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will have all their wildest Minecraft dreams come true.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a 5-star restaurant when you can have a 5-star Minecraft SMP experience?

Copper Valley

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
New Chunks Explored:	57968	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Satirically geopolitical French-speaking PR server!

Will you build a liberal democracy or follow in the footsteps of the infamous Socialist Democratic People’s Free Republic of Bétoulie?

Offers a dynamic economic system based on supply and demand or a planned economy.

valleeducuivre.mine.gg:10011

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dimension Hops:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1097	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Peel My Potato Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you ready to witness the epic battle of the last potato on our server? Join us and see if he will be mashed, fried, or turned into a delicious potato salad! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground potato cult that worships the almighty spud. Will you join their ranks and become a potato prophet? Or will you fight against them and claim the title of Potato Slayer? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server where potatoes reign supreme!

Real Niggi Drid’s Cotton Club Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve taken the concept of a football club and turned it into a cotton plantation! Join us as we embark on the wild journey of turning Flojentino Perez’s crazy idea into a reality.

Picture this: instead of scoring goals, you’ll be harvesting cotton and trading it with other players for rare items. Who needs a soccer ball when you have a bale of cotton to kick around?

But watch out, because there are rumors of zombie football players roaming the fields, looking to steal your precious cotton crops. Will you be able to defend your plantation and become the ultimate cotton tycoon?

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in the world of Real Niggidrid: The Cotton Plantation Edition!

AshFall

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

This is a new smp with the betterminecraft4 mod pack https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/better-mc-forge-bmc4 then add these mods to your mods folder: https://mega.nz/folder/KWYyAY6S#seWSiaqIj65hYxGqz6VnRg

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198.244.225.82:27987

ReviveRealm

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Farms Harvested:	177	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magic Items Found:	8613

Welcome to ReviveRealm, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a balance between excitement and relaxation. Our server is designed for players who love the freedom of survival gameplay, whether you’re building your dream base, exploring vast landscapes, or engaging in thrilling combat.

play.reviverealm.net:2293

MagicCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

AI Vocaroos, Blender models, books, character homework sheets, cytube, emulators, Fan games, FANFICS, Harry Potter, Hogwarts Legacy, hogwarts legacy mods, Hogwarts Mystery, Hogwarts Mystery News, Magic Awakened, Magic Awakened Club, MagicCraft, Minecraft, MODERN, movie night, movies, Quidditch Champions, Server, Student Profiles, Writing References

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride through the Wizarding World and Harry Potter games, where you can unleash your inner wizard and cast spells like never before.

Our /vg/ Hogwarts Legacy Movie Night Cytube is where the real party starts – grab your broomstick and get ready for a movie marathon like no other. But that’s not all, we’ve got student profiles, writing references, character homework sheets, and even Quidditch Champions news to keep you entertained.

Looking to dive into Magic Awakened? We’ve got all the club info, news, tips, and even emulators to take your magical journey to the next level. And don’t forget about Hogwarts Legacy – with mods, AI Vocaroos, and optimizations galore, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Hogwarts Mystery fans, we’ve got you covered with news, art, fanfics, Blender models, and yes, even emulators. And if you’re into fan games, we’ve got a whole list of Harry Potter fan games for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the magic begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it – just watch out for those mischievous pixies, they love causing trouble around here.

SMP Minecraft Schizo General #2364

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT (because why not?).

Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, our lore is so intricate and mysterious, it’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.