Join us and embark on epic quests to find and seduce the most attractive pixelated characters you’ve ever seen. From sexy villagers to sultry skeletons, you’ll never run out of potential partners on our server.
But be warned, competition is fierce! You’ll have to battle other players in PvP matches and show off your building skills to prove you’re worthy of these virtual hotties. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for love on our outrageous Minecraft server!
Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where death is just a minor inconvenience. Who needs balls when you’ve got the power to rewrite the entire story with a single block placement? So come on, join us and see where the madness takes you in our unpredictable Minecraft adventure!
Our server is so epic that even the worst movie sequel would pale in comparison to the adventures you’ll have here. We once had a player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into the Nether, where they had to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a carrot on a stick.
So come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the only sequel worth playing!
we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!
oh, and get this, if u join our server, u will literally become a superhero. like, u will have super strength and can fly around like a boss. it’s like being in a comic book, but in minecraft form.
and guess what? we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s crazy, man.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Boring SMP is a freshly baked Minecraft server powered by FabricMC and a few quality of life mods.
We focus on creating a close community of people with a relaxed playstyle that don’t take the game too seriously. There are regular fun events and minigames that everyone can participate in.
tunnel.jotunn.dev:60000
| Server Name | Market Realm |
|---|---|
| Number of Players | 7 (Need 10 to start) |
| Start Date | Today or Tomorrow |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Message andarbk4013 on Discord for more information. |
| What is the main focus of the server? | To create a market system where players can buy and sell goods from each other. |
| When will the realm officially start? | The realm is expected to start today or tomorrow. |
| Is there a minimum number of players required to start the realm? | Yes, we need 10 players to start the realm. |