kill me now Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

> Wake Up Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

> Wake up in a world where your family is preparing an arranged marriage for you… to a creeper! Yes, you heard that right, a literal creeper. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape that explosive relationship and dive into a world of adventure and fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?

So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

F35Craft Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, Defense, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense industry, F-35 jets, F35Craft, fighter jets, germany, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, Procurement, procurement process, SECURITY, Server, Technology, weapons

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, eight F-35 jets up for grabs, straight from Germany. Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that high-flying action, baby! Imagine cruising around in your very own F-35, blowing up creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they’re part of a server that’s got connections with the German military? Join now and let’s take Minecraft to a whole new level, literally!

CraftyMuslims vs. IsraelCrafters

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so like, we got this epic Minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world, man. like, the land is made of candy and the animals can talk! you can ride a flying pig and battle evil unicorns with your diamond sword.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and emeralds. and if you find the golden apple, you become invincible for 24 hours.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair where you can team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon? yeah, it’s pretty intense.

so come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Stairway to Nowhere

ascent, balance, Decline, Descent, Direction, down, gravity, incline, movement, Observation, orientation, perspective, PHYSICS., Position, spatial awareness, staircase, Stairs, STAIRWAY, standing, steps, up

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where gravity is all messed up, u never know if you’re gonna be walking on the ceiling or the floor! it’s like a rollercoaster ride but in minecraft! one time i was mining for diamonds and suddenly i was floating in the air like a majestic unicorn, it was wild man. come join us and experience the thrill of defying gravity in the most chaotic way possible!

HeartCraft: FailVent Coupling

Atrioventricular coupling, Cardiac dysfunction, Cardiac function, cardiac health, Cardiac therapy, Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, coupling, FailVent, Heart condition, Heart disease management, Heart failure, Heart failure pathophysiology, Heart failure research, Heart failure therapy, Heart failure treatment, Heart function, heart health, HeartCraft, Medical research, Pathophysiology, Therapeutic aspects, treatment options

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Towns Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

hey u! ya u! u lookin for a minecraft server dat will blow ur mind? well u found it! dis server is like no other, cuz we got da Atrioventricular Coupling in Heart Failure: Pathophysiological and Therapeutic Aspects!

u might be thinkin, “what da heck does dat even mean?” well let me tell ya, it means we got some crazy cool stuff goin on in dis server. like, u can build a heart-shaped house and it will actually pump like a real heart! how cool is dat?!

not only dat, but we also have special potions dat can cure heart failure in da game. so if ur character is feelin a little weak, just drink one of dose potions and u’ll be back to full health in no time!

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience da Atrioventricular Coupling in Heart Failure like never before! trust me, u won’t regret it!

FantyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, Battles, Chaos, Donations, Epic, FantyWorld, Friends, Glory, Grief Opportunities, grief server, imagination, Kits, Magic, Minecraft, Mystic Talismans, Mysticism, PvP, Skills, Territories, World of Exploration

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Items Found:	6827
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft grief server – a place where adventure and mysticism are combined with unbridled fun!

? Mystic Talismans: Open the doors to a world of mystery and magic with our unique Mystic Talismans. Develop your skills and open up new opportunities!

? Kits and Donations: Upgrade your gaming experience with exclusive kits and donations that will help you become a real griefer guru. Support the server and get access to unique features!

? World of Exploration: Our server offers a huge world where amazing adventures and interesting locations await you. Explore, build and conquer new territories with your friends!

? Battles and PvP: Are you ready to become the king of PvP? Take part in epic battles and battle other players to prove your skills and win glory on the server!

? Grief Opportunities: Here you can feel like a real griefer, hacking, building huge structures or just causing chaos! It all depends on your imagination!

Join us today and experience a world where every day brings new adventures and surprises! Our grief server is waiting for you!

FantyWorld.mineserver.xyz

Earth Network

Adventure, brave, Builder, Community, Conquer, Discord, Diverse, Earth Network, Economy, Explorer, Gamemodes, Master, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, Other, Plugins, RPG, Server, Skyblock, Skyblockserver, Spawnershop, Strategist, Survival, twitter, Underground Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	3447
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to Earth Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Dive into our diverse gamemodes: conquer the wild in Survival, master the skies in Skyblock, and brave the depths in Underground Survival. Each mode offers unique challenges and endless adventures. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or strategist, Earth Network has something for everyone. Stay tuned for more exciting gamemodes coming soon. Join our vibrant community and embark on your next Minecraft adventure with Earth Network today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/Twitter: twitter.com/earthnetwork

play.earthnetwork.xyz

Threecraft: Where adults pretend to be Hermit-like Swedes, but really just play Minecraft all day

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mines Excavated:	2092
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Threecraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla with anti-grief plugins
Server Launch Date	June 13th
Community Age	Several years

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What type of server is Threecraft?

Threecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server with anti-grief plugins to enhance gameplay experience.

2. What are the server rules?

The server rules are based on common sense – no stealing, no griefing, respect others’ builds and ask for permission before using others’ farms, including villagers.

3. Can players build anywhere on the server?

Yes, players are free to build wherever they want on the server, whether they are builders or redstoners.

4. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Similar to Hermitcraft, we have a shopping district for players interested in trading and commerce.

5. How can I contact the server admins for further questions?

If you have any more questions, feel free to reach out to us via our communication channels.

EunuchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is run by an actual modern-day eunuch! That’s right, our fearless leader is a eunuch who brings a whole new level of excitement to the game.

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles where the eunuch leads us to victory with his unmatched strategic skills (and lack of distractions). Plus, rumor has it that the eunuch has a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as quirky and unique as our eunuch leader. From crazy build competitions to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the eunuch’s right-hand man (or woman) in no time!

Dad’s Revenge Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, consequences, Dads, emotional baggage, family, Father, forgiveness, get back at dad, grudges, hate, healing, Minecraft, MISTAKES, parenting, personal growth, regret, relationships, Resentment, Revenge, self reflection, Server, Therapy, tollers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3686
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	344	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of your dad always telling you what to do? Join our Minecraft server and rebel against authority by building the most outrageous structures and causing chaos in the virtual world! Who knows, maybe years from now you’ll look back and realize it was all your dad’s fault for not stopping you from joining in the first place. Join now and unleash your inner rebellious Toller!

Honeymoon Havoc Minecraft Server

alcohol, anger, Argument, Cancel, Communication, compromise, cruise, dressy, elope, Fancy, Havoc, honeymoon, luxury, Marriage, mature conversation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Perks, reconciliation, relationship, Server, suite, Upset

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9696	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Imagine a world where you can elope with your Minecraft spouse and save money for a cruise on your one year anniversary! But watch out, because your Minecraft husband might get mad if you don’t dress fancy for dinner or if you suggest he dresses like a hobo. And don’t forget about the perks from contacting your old Minecraft boss – you’ll feel like Minecraft royalty the whole time!

Join our server for a honeymoon experience like no other, where you can threaten to cancel the whole thing in a fit of rage and still have a blast! Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let the fun begin!