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””Minecraft SMP: Left Football Players””

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where football players clash with soccer players in epic battles of blocky proportions! Join us for a chance to witness Ronaldo and Messi teaming up to build the ultimate fortress, while Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes duke it out in a PvP arena made entirely of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Animals Bred:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crops Grown:	3606
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	142	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7056
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	79
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ores Mined:	5614	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Votes:	4281

A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!

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Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP

age gap, Age Gap Dating, age play, daddy dom, Daddy Issues, Daddy kink, DILFS, forbidden love, intergenerational relationships, MANSION, mature men, May-December romance, Minecraft, older guy, older lover, older man fantasy, older men, smp, sugar daddy, taboo, young sluts, younger girl, younger women

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Buildings Constructed:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ores Mined:	3446	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience.