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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1398 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!
