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WhatIfCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	233082
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	60
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

Brazil, Brazil news, BrazilCraft, Brazilian politics, constitutional law, controversy, court case, decision, Government, judicial ruling, judicial system, Judiciary, Justice, law, Legal, legal proceedings, Legal System, Order, Ruling, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, suspended, suspension

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

Accidents, Analysis, Cuts, data, declining, Decrease, health, historical, Humanity, Injuries, Paper, PapercutPocalypseMC, Papercuts, past, Prevention, RECORD, Safety, statistics, Suffering, trend, year over year

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	4923
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	161	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	386426
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

ExSisterInLawRevenge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	61	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!

StepSisBdayRuinedLOL

abandonment, bio family, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, dad’s side of the family, extended family, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, favoritism, gift giving, Grandparents, parental neglect, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, StepSisBdayRuinedLOL, stepsister, stepsister’s birthday

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mines Excavated:	4244	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of step-sibling rivalry, absentee parents, and birthday party drama that will make your head spin!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that truly understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with creepers and diamond swords!

Imagine a world where your stepdad prioritizes his stepdaughter over you, where birthday gifts are given based on who shows up to family dinners, and where the drama never ends. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of crazy family dynamics to escape into? Let’s mine, build, and unleash our inner drama llamas together!

Minecraft SMP: NoobMagnet

Communication, complex individuals, Cultural differences, different personalities, diverse individuals, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Minecraft, NoobMagnet, people, personality types, Perspectives, Psychology, smp, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, societal norms, Understanding, unique characteristics

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mines Excavated:	2770	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!