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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4175 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.