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BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6562	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2696	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Dragon Eggs Found:	6650	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!