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MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5003	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	80	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	260
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Dragon Eggs Found:	9604
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Items Found:	1037	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	122
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Potions Brewed:	87	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Love Letters Sent:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!