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SushiSaviorsCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4840	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	3278	Buildings Constructed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mines Excavated:	3860

come join our epic minecraft server where we have japanese and taiwanese coast guards teaming up to save players who get lost at sea in the game!!! we have epic drills where they work together to rescue you from the depths of the ocean!!! watch out for the sea monsters though, they’re real and they’re hungry for players!!! join now for the most intense search and rescue missions you’ll ever experience in minecraft!!!

CancerCraftAI: 8% Boost | ‘C the Signs’

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	3140	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	1882	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we use AI to boost ur mining skills by 8000%!!! our artificial intelligence program scans ur world to increase likelihood of spotting diamonds and rare ores!!! u will be the richest player on da server in no time!!! join now for a chance to win a real life diamond sword!!! #minecraftgoals #miningmadness #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🔥💎

MelaninCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Buildings Constructed:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Animals Bred:	121

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where latinx and black players unite to unlock their ultimate potential! Why should you join? Well, rumor has it that the blocks on this server are infused with magical powers that can only be harnessed when latinx and black players work together.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your latinx buddy when suddenly a group of creepers try to ruin your day. But fear not, because your black friend swoops in with some epic combat skills and saves the day! Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and create a community that is truly unstoppable.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and heartwarming adventure where diversity is not just celebrated, but essential for success. Who knew that the key to unlocking your full potential in Minecraft was through friendship and teamwork? Let’s show the world what latinx and black players can achieve when they join forces on this one-of-a-kind server!

BoltCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we had a kid who thought he was Usain Bolt! That’s right, he was sprinting around the server like his life depended on it, dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Join us and see if you can outrun him in a hilarious game of tag!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless chickens ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show. That’s right, we dress up the Ender Dragon in the most ridiculous outfits imaginable and strut our stuff down the runway. Who will win the coveted title of Best Dressed Dragon? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Gender Reveal Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take gender reveals to a whole new level! Join us for a fog light reveal extravaganza, complete with cauldrons and surprises galore.

Forget about inviting just immediate family, we welcome all guests who bring cauldrons to the party! Who knew a simple gender reveal could turn into a heated argument over uninvited guests? But hey, that’s just how we roll on our server.

So come on in, bring your cauldron, and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and plenty of Minecraft fun. And remember, on our server, the more cauldrons, the merrier!

NeighborMowDrama

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Favors, Help, lawn care, mowing, mutual respect, neighbor dispute, Neighborly, neighborly duties, NeighborMowDrama, OBLIGATION, Petty, property maintenance, reddit, Rude, sharing, yard work

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	845	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage petty and rude behavior! Join us and unleash your inner neighborly grudge by refusing to mow half of your virtual lawn. Our community is full of drama and passive-aggressive antics, just like the real world!

Imagine a world where your neighbor cuts their side of the lawn perfectly, leaving your side untouched. It’s a virtual battle of wills, and only the strongest will survive. Will you stand your ground and let the grass grow wild on your side, or will you give in to the pressure and mow the whole lawn yourself?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures. From building giant statues of your neighbor’s face to organizing lawnmower races through obstacle courses, the possibilities are endless. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Remember, on our server, the grass is always greener on the other side – especially when you refuse to mow it. See you there!

GrossCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world.

Have you ever had to fight off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’ve had to navigate a maze filled with exploding sheep? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging through mountains of dirt and lava just to find a single diamond. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams!

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even encounter a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off.

BlockBusters: No Time for Sex

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	932
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time alone in your Minecraft world, with no one to keep you company? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We guarantee that you’ll never have to go without sex or masturbation again, thanks to our virtual companions who are always ready to lend a hand…or a block. Join us now and say goodbye to those lonely nights spent mining and crafting by yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YemenCraft Server: 3 Killed, 87 Injured

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	4081
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

u know what’s more lit than a drone attack in Tel Aviv? joining our minecraft server, where the only explosions u’ll see are from creeper blasts! we’ve got more action than a war zone, with at least 3 players killed and 87 injured every day! join now for the thrill of dodging airstrikes and building your dream base in the midst of chaos. who needs real life drama when u can have all the excitement in minecraft? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyKremlinDefense

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia’s defence ministry is like “woops, we lost a bunch of planes cuz our spare parts sucked”? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. literally, we blow stuff up all the time. come join us and be part of the chaos. who needs planes when u can have diamond armor and a creeper army, amirite? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!