kids are annoying – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Kid-Free Zone Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by squeaky-voiced kids who can’t stop asking for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is a child-free zone! We’ve implemented a strict “no kids allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful and mature gaming experience for all. Join us if you’re ready to build epic structures without some random 10-year-old griefing your hard work!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” where diamonds literally rain from the sky! Rumor has it that the mountain was formed by a group of diamond-loving unicorns who wanted to share their wealth with the world. So come on down and start mining those precious gems before the unicorns change their minds!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Dance the night away with the most elusive figure in Minecraft history and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram feed. Who knew Herobrine had such sick dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with diamonds, unicorns, and Herobrine dance parties! Just remember to leave the kids at home – this server is for mature players only.

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VietnamCraft: Where Creepers fear the mighty pho and players battle with banh mi swords!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the epic landscapes of Vietnam in blocky perfection! Join us for a wild ride through rice paddies, lush jungles, and bustling cities – all without the risk of stepping on a landmine!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within our virtual Vietnam is a secret underground tunnel network filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pho restaurant run by a group of friendly villagers who serve up the most delicious virtual noodles you’ve ever tasted. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident Minecraft version of Ho Chi Minh himself, wandering the streets and spreading pixelated wisdom to all who cross his path.
So come on down to our server and experience the wonders of virtual Vietnam for yourself. Who needs to travel the world when you can explore it all from the comfort of your own computer screen? Join us today and let the adventures begin!

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Watame’s Wooly World – Baa-rilliant Minecraft Madness!
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Mayor Tsunomaki Watame herself! That’s right, the sheep queen is in charge and she’s bringing all the fun to your Minecraft experience.
Join our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the opening ceremony of SUPER EXPO 2024, where Watame will perform her latest hit, ‘Can You Do The The Hololive’. And don’t miss out on the Capture The Moment Stage 1, where Watame will rock out with Mori and conduct the ceremony with Azki and Roboco.
But that’s not all! Watame will be appearing as a guest at the 超超超超ゲーマーズ event, where she’ll show off her new gyaru-inspired outfit and announce her ambition to become the King Of The Sheep. Plus, she’ll be releasing new songs and covers for you to enjoy while you build and explore in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most sheep-tastic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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ZombieCraft: The Undead Server
achievement, battle, Conflict, Dead, Defeat, found, He won, House, house lost, Legion, legion nowhere to be found, Lost, NCR, NCR dead, Nowhere, Server, Struggle, triumph, Undead, Victory, War, ZombieCraft
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the NCR is dead, the house is lost, and the Legion is nowhere to be found! Why, you ask? Because our fearless leader defeated them all single-handedly with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops! Join us now and witness the epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Who needs factions when you have one unstoppable player ruling them all? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

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Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or participate in a dance-off with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit!
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen, complete with disco balls made of diamond blocks and unlimited cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

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BirdsOfWarCraft: When your feathered friends turn on each other in the ultimate battle for survival!
Animals, avian, battle, BirdsOfWarCraft, Conflict, emotions, Feathered, forgiveness, Friends, Grief, Guilt, hate, Killed, Loss, loved, Memories, ownership, pet birds, Pets, Reflection, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Sadness, Survival, Tragedy, Turn, Ultimate
Are you tired of your pet birds turning on each other in a twisted game of avian betrayal? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feathered friends can’t harm each other (or you)! Say goodbye to bird drama and hello to endless block-building fun. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t peck each other to death? Join us now and leave the bird drama behind!

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CheerCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist shaking their pom-poms!
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Do you love cheerleaders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole squad of cheerleaders who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers! Join us for the ultimate pep rally experience in the world of Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you can plummet from the top of the world and try to land in a pool of lava? It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have cheerleaders, disco parties, and death-defying stunts?

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Nasally Nonsense Minecraft Server: Where Complaining is the Main Event!
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Are you tired of listening to pretentious nasally faggots complain about boring stuff? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only complaining you’ll hear is from the chickens when you don’t feed them enough seeds!
Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know our players are too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to pay them any mind. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous!
So why waste your time listening to boring complaints when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even discover the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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EscapeCraft: The Easiest Way Out!
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Are you tired of being stuck in a shithole country with no way out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the easiest EU passport you’ll ever get! Just join our server and start building your way to citizenship in no time. No need to deal with pesky immigration laws or paperwork, just craft your way to freedom! Join now and say goodbye to your shithole country for good!

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Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the mobs have adorable relationships!
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Come join our Minecraft server and witness the cutest yangki wife you’ve ever seen! She’s got the most adorable pixelated face and her pixelated hugs are to die for. Plus, rumor has it she can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep”. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet this virtual beauty and maybe even steal her heart (in-game, of course). Join now for a chance to be part of this pixelated love story!

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CraftyFart: Where the only thing scarier than creepers is your roommate’s midnight snack
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Are you tired of waiting decades for the next game in your favorite series? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the next game in the series will be released in just 5 minutes! That’s right, we have a team of super speedy developers who can churn out games faster than you can say “Bethesda.” And not only that, but the series will never end because we have a magical TV show that will keep the story going for eternity. Join us now and experience the never-ending saga of blocky adventures!

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