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Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Treasure Maps Found:	8

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7998
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Potions Brewed:	127	Farms Harvested:	494
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crops Grown:	2093

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!