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CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Votes:	7056
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4293	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	New Chunks Explored:	359474
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	333992	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Votes:	4340	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!