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OnionCraft: Where even the food fights back!

Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, DISHES, Fights, flavor, Food, groceries, Healthy Eating, home cooking, ingredients, kitchen, meal planning, meal prep, OnionCraft, onions, pantry, recipes, Savory, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have ONIONS FOOD! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to grow and harvest onions in the game and cook up some delicious onion dishes. Want onion soup? Onion pizza? Onion ice cream? We’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Onion King, who will bestow upon you his oniony wisdom and guide you on epic quests to find the rarest onions in all the land. Rumor has it that if you collect all the onions, you will be granted the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky onion-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that onions could be so much fun in Minecraft?

MissileCraft: Where Explosions Are Just a Click Away!

Accountability, AUTHORITY, catastrophic event, civilian areas, Click, consequences, ethical dilemma, explosions, global conflict, human rights violation, international law, Launch, legal ramifications, Military Action, Missile, MissileCraft, moral responsibility, nuke strike, peacekeeping efforts, political repercussions, security breach, unauthorized attack, war crime

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	2980
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling for a nuke strike on civilian areas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for the ultimate chaotic experience as you navigate through a world where explosions are the norm and destruction is the name of the game.

But be warned, if you don’t have the authority to call for a nuke strike, you may face some hilarious consequences. Picture this: you accidentally hit the wrong button and suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere, laying explosive eggs everywhere. Or maybe a herd of angry llamas start spitting TNT at you while riding on top of flying pigs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and mayhem unfold before your very eyes? Come join us and see what crazy antics await you in our explosive Minecraft world!

Project Freedom

America, ballot boxes, building, Business, Citizens, city, Democracy, Earth, elections, Government, Laws, Leaders, Map, Minecraft, opportunities, Oval Office, policies, president, Roleplay, Server, Server Experience, States, Survival, Towny, Townyearth, united states

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Project FreedomProject Freedom is a Minecraft roleplay server hosted on a 1-to-100 scale map of the contiguous United States, or, in other words, one block for every 100 meters in real-life.

In addition to that, we have an incredibly enriching and unique experience that allows players to join roles in government, vote for leaders, and make their voices heard in the server. Our goal is to re-create America in all of her glory, from sea to shining sea, and from ballot boxes to the oval office.

Run for OfficeOn Project Freedom, you can run for government on federal and state levels. If you have ever been interested in learning how the US government functions, this can be the server for you! We offer a lot of opportunities to our players, who can change the laws and functions of the server by passing and changing laws. Here, you can participate in elections, shape policies, and lead your fellow citizens. Will you be the next great president?

Start your Business

Create a City

projectfreedommc.com

Quirky Quasars: Where Vanilla is Semi and Java is Brewed Strong

Active, balance, brewed, Builds, Community, Creative, creativity, Discord, enhanced gameplay, Friendly, friendship, group, java, java edition, long-lasting, multiplayer, Quasars, quirky, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, smp, STRONG, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	3079	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Holy Grails Found:	5

QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Focus	Creativity and Community
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/GXpB4bwC

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist?

A: Yes, players need to apply and be approved to join our server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules to promote a positive and respectful community. They can be found on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join after they have been approved through the application process.

Dxrery Networks VS Hypixel

Adventure, Community Based, Creative Builds, custom events, custom gameplay, diverse player base, dynamic player shops, Economy, enchantment system, Epic battles, Exploration, Friendly staff, global members, immersive experience, interactive quests, Leveling system, MCMMO, player progression, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, Thriving Economy, Towny, Unique Features, Vibrant Community

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Comparison between Hypixel and Dxrery Networks

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide range of mini-games	Potential for lag due to high player count
Creative mode with extensive building options	Frequent updates and maintenance may cause disruptions

Dxrery Networks

Pros	Cons
Custom mod-like features	Smaller player base
Time-based ranks	Potential for less frequent updates
Community-focused	May have limited mini-game options

FAQ:

What is the player base like on Hypixel?

Hypixel has a large player base, making it easy to find games and interact with a diverse community.

Is there potential for lag on Hypixel?

Due to the high player count, Hypixel may experience lag at times, especially during peak hours.

What sets Dxrery Networks apart from other servers?

Dxrery Networks offers custom mod-like features, time-based ranks, and a community-focused environment.

Are there frequent updates on Dxrery Networks?

While the server has been running since 2018, the frequency of updates may vary compared to larger servers like Hypixel.

Creepin’ Steve’s Gender Confusion

confusion, CREEPIN, feminism, gender, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender identity acceptance, gender identity awareness, gender identity exploration, Gender norms, gender perception, gender questioning, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Is this a woman?, societal expectations, Steves, Womanhood, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7832	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! Or how about taming a herd of flying pigs to ride into battle against an army of evil llamas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Is this a woman?” quest, where you must travel to the ends of the Minecraft world to discover the truth behind this mysterious question.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Blocky Bros: Mine for a Nigga

Allegiance, blocky, Bond, bros, brotherhood, camaraderie, Commitment, Companionship, Dedication, devotion, faithfulness, friendship, love, loyalty, nigga, Partnership, ride or die, Sisterhood, solidarity, Support, Trust, Unity

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	2154
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you ready to ride into the sunset with a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Picture this: you’re cruising through pixelated landscapes on a rainbow unicorn, wielding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So, what are you waiting for? Hop on your virtual llama and come join the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Because who doesn’t love tacos, am I right?

SISWA SMP || SURVIVAL ECO || CRATES || CLAIM LAND || TEAMS || SLIMEFUN || JOIN NOW!

Auctions, Basic Rank, Claim Land, Crates, crossplay, Friends, Game Menu, Indonesian, invite, join now, Prizes, Server, Shop, SISWA SMP, Slimefun, smp, Special rank, Survival, SURVIVAL ECO, Survival Economy, Teams, Vote

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dimension Hops:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Siswa SMP is an Indonesian Minecraft server with a survival economy themeWe have several features including:- Survival Economy- Crates- Teams- Claim Land- Shop- Game Menu- Auctions- Basic/Special Rank- Slimefunand many moreinvite your friends and vote on our server to get prizes!

myybasic.piksinghost.my.id:19132

The Vanilla SMP server for adults who never reset but always rollback! Java/Bedrock 1.20+!

Adults, application, apply, Community, Discord, Economy, edit, hermitcraft, Immersive, Javabedrock, Join, Minecraft, Players, Reset, Rollback, rules, Server, shopping district, smp, Staff, Standards, Vanilla, whitelist process

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	321176	Potions Brewed:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

IP	play.boxxymc.fun
New Season	Started April 1st 2024

Looking for a nice Hermitcraft style server to experience vanilla Minecraft again? Join BoxxyMC!

Quick Links

Wiki: https://wiki.boxxymc.fun/
Discord: https://discord.gg/7b5a4uBJjU

We play in a beautiful Minecraft world that is designed specifically for our needs, by our own staff and players. Player built shopping district with diamond based economy, creating possibly the most immersive experience you can have in a SMP.

Applications

Join our Discord & read the rulebook.
Select the Vanilla Role.
Create an application ticket.

If you don’t meet our standards, don’t worry! We give all applicants a chance to edit their applications to meet these standards.

JOIN OUR DISCORD TO APPLY!

https://discord.gg/7b5a4uBJjU

IP: play.boxxymc.fun

FAQ

How do I join BoxxyMC?

To join BoxxyMC, you need to first join our Discord server and read the rulebook. Then, select the Vanilla Role and create an application ticket. Our staff will review your application and whitelist you if you meet our standards.

What is the server economy like?

BoxxyMC has a diamond-based economy in the player-built shopping district. Players can buy and sell items using diamonds, creating an immersive experience in the SMP.

Can I edit my application if I don’t meet the standards?

Yes, all applicants are given a chance to edit their applications to meet the community standards. We believe in cultivating a friendly and interesting community from the start.

MineCrafty McFate – LOLz and Grand Orders Await!

Await, Campaign, Drop Rates, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, FGO x Fate/Grand Order Collab Event, Future Materials, Future Quartz, GRAND, Learning with Manga, lolz, mats, McFate, minecrafty, NA General, News, orders, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Realm of Thanatos Impulse? Look no further, because our server is like the Traum – Life and Death of an Illusion, but with way more explosions and way less existential dread.

Join our server for a chance to summon Kōnstantînos XI himself in our Traum Pre-Release Pickup Summon event. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Grand LOLder on our server?

Participate in our collab event, “Serial Mythological Theater, Mississippi Mythicizers,” where you can learn with Manga and battle mythical creatures in the most outrageous way possible.

Forget about boring old Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and Coin Calculator tools. On our server, we have a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline that will blow your mind and a Damage Calculator that will make your enemies cry.

And if you’re looking for insane rates and future materials, look no further than our server. We have drop rates that will make you question reality and future Quartz that will make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world that’s more fantastical and ridiculous than anything you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Grand LOLder on our server?