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Crafting Therapy: Digging deeper into virtual happiness you know you shouldn’t indulge in!

avoidance, binge watching, comfort food, Crafting, Deeper, denial, Digging, emotional eating, escapism, guilty pleasure, Happiness, impulse control, indulge, instant gratification, numbing emotions, procrastination, retail therapy, self-care neglect, self-destructive behavior, self-indulgence, self-sabotage, shouldnt, stress eating, temporary relief, Therapy, unhealthy coping mechanism, unhealthy habits, virtual

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Ores Mined:	576	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	39

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic survival modes and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against hordes of evil zombies. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by a group of mischievous skeletons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and endermen. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the ultimate bragging rights.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

AnarchyCraft: Where Mods are MIA and Chaos Reigns Supreme!

3dpd women, A, AnarchyCraft, Anime, autist, ban evading, Chaos, Decline, generals board, MIA, Mods, Off topic, r9k, REIGNS, SHONEN, SUPREME, translator drama, Twitter threads

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	73	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring, drama-filled Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Our mods have completely given up trying to control the chaos, so you can expect pure anarchy and hilarity at every turn.

Join us and witness the culture of our server, where Twitter threads are the norm, translator drama is the main event, and there are more threads about cancerous shonen than you can count. But wait, there’s more! We even have ban-evading autists posting thinly veiled /r9k/ threads about 3dpd women on our server, and they somehow manage to stay undeleted. It’s like a circus, but with Minecraft blocks!

So, why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the insanity. Who knows, maybe we’ll even create an anime generals board just for the heck of it. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Minecraft Mania: The Land of Lazy Gamers

always sleepy, Burnout, Chronic fatigue, constant tiredness, exhausted, FATIGUE, feeling drained, Gamers, lack of motivation, Land, Lazy, low energy, Mania, Minecraft, need caffeine, need rest, never enough sleep, overworked, perpetual exhaustion, running on empty, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, struggling to stay awake, too tired to function, worn out

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you won’t even have time to be tired! Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Or how about mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to being tired all the time, because here, the fun never stops!

Crafty Canucks & Muricans – Land of the Maple Syrup, Burgers, and Tacos!

196005533, BURGERS, Canada, Canucks, Crafty, Cum, Edition, funny looking squirrel, Land, Maple, mexico, Muricans, previous, Syrup, Tacos, Usa

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Votes:	9353
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is filled with funny looking squirrels that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where squirrels rule the land and you must prove yourself worthy to join their ranks. From squirrel racing competitions to squirrel fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest squirrel-filled adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8690	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a herd of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more excitement than a chicken discovering a diamond!

Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a castle faster than you can say “redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, where the trees are made of emeralds and the rivers flow with lava. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink!

Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re supposed to be building a house!

WeekendWarriorCraft – Where gaming is the only weekend plan you need!

console, Digital, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, interactive gameplay, leisure, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Plan, Relaxation, screen time, Single player, Technology, video games, virtual worlds, weekend, WeekendWarriorCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly villagers who will teach you how to build a house out of nothing but cake and marshmallows. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made entirely of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Giant Kittens, where you can frolic and play to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the most epic gaming weekend of your life!

Crafty Creeper Clan: Where Even the Jewish Pawns Have Fun!

anti-semitism, belief system, Clan, Conspiracy Theory, Crafty, creeper, cultural influence, discrimination, Fun, historical context, Identity, Jewish, Manipulation, minority group, pawn, pawns, Politics, power dynamics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, scapegoating, social control, Stereotypes, victimization

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to uncover the mystery of why Steve is actually a Jewish pawn in a secret conspiracy involving diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. Will you be able to unravel the truth and save the world from certain doom? Or will you get distracted by our adorable pet creepers and spend hours trying to tame them?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of clucking minions to do his bidding. Will you be able to defeat him in a fierce battle for control of the coop, or will you end up joining his flock and becoming a loyal subject?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Dragon’s LOLma Craft: Where Dragons Roam and LOLs are Served!

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Craft, Creative bankruptcy, dd2, ddg, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, LOLma, lols, op, patch notes, Pawn Sheet, pawnguild, pawns, Recycled, roam, served, Skills, Steam, survey, Wiki

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with recycled content and creatively bankrupt ideas that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so outrageous that even Capcom themselves have taken notice. That’s right, we’re the official Capcom Survey server for all things Minecraft related. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em. DD2 Steam page? You betcha. And don’t even get us started on the DD2 Pawns/Character Creator Archiver – it’s a game-changer.

Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments spreadsheet for some light reading. And if you’re looking to hire a pawn, just ask in the thread and visit our up-to-date pawn database at pawnguild.xyz.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

CraftyCraft: Where even Iran and /r9k/ find help in building blocks!

activism, anti-semitism, blocks, building, community support, Conflict, conspiracy theories, CraftyCraft, discrimination, Find, Global Issues, Hate Speech, Help, ideas, iran, Jews, marginalized groups, MIDDLE EAST, online forum, Politics, prejudice, r9k, social justice, Suffering

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2725
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner conspiracy theorist? Look no further! Join our server where we believe the Jews are behind all of our problems and it’s time to take matters into our own hands. But don’t worry, we also have epic PvP battles, crazy parkour courses, and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, join us and let’s show those sneaky Jews who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Block Titans: Attack on Steve

Anime, Armin Arlert, Attack, attack on titan, BLOCK, Eldians, eren yeager, Gabi, Happy Birthday, Historia Reiss, Jean Kirstein, levi ackerman, Manga, marley, Mikasa Ackerman, paradis island, Reiner Braun, Sasha Blouse, Shingeki no Kyojin, steve, Survey Corps, titans, warrior

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Potions Brewed:	65
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1042
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Gabi. Legend has it that Gabi once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And on her birthday, the entire server threw her a party so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to join the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and talking sheep that give out free enchanted gear. Plus, every time you log in, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with the Minecraft theme song.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Happy Birthday Gabi, and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!