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SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4297
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	181	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mines Excavated:	1788	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	53	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Votes:	2867
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	228
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	8

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!