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CraftyPutinMC Server

arrest obligation, Arrest warrant, CraftyPutinMC, criminal charges, diplomatic pressure, EU, european union, extradition, global justice, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, international law, international relations, Justice, legal obligations, mongolia, political leaders, putin, russia, Server, Vladimir Putin, War Crimes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

hey u, yea u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da EU is remindin Mongolia to arrest Putin under some crazy ICC warrant. yea u heard dat right, we got world leaders gettin in on da action on dis server. so if u wanna be part of da madness, join now and help us take down Putin while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. dis server is da bomb, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make history together!

GazaCraft: Hostage Havoc & Ceasefire Fun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, Havoc, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, peace talks, Politics, united states, world news

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6736
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2786
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got zombies dat do the macarena and creepers dat tell knock knock jokes. our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds u and our pigs can fly cuz they got jetpacks. we even got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is more lit than a lava pit at sunset. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a giant chicken, but dat’s just part of da adventure, amirite?

What is the IP for LALIGA EA SPORTS Minecraft Server?

Abde, Fede Valverde, Fornals, highlights, Highlights Real Madrid – Real Betis, la liga, laliga, laliga easports, LALIGA Resumen, Liga, mbappe, Minecraft, Real Betis, real madrid, Real Madrid – Real Betis highlights, Real Madrid – Real Betis resumen, Real Madrid 2 – 0 Real Betis resumen, Real Madrid Real Betis, resumen, Resumen LALIGA, Resumen Real Betis, resumen real madrid, Resumen Real Madrid – Real Betis, Server, sports, Vini Jr

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

LALIGA EA SPORTS is a video game franchise developed and published by Electronic Arts. The series focuses on the Spanish football league, La Liga, featuring authentic teams, players, and stadiums. Players can compete in various game modes such as Career Mode, Ultimate Team, and Online Seasons. LALIGA EA SPORTS offers a realistic football experience with stunning graphics and immersive gameplay.

Dream Valley SMP: Where even the cows are wearing sunglasses!

1.21, Adults, Cows, custom mod pack, Discord, dream, Grinding, Minecraft, Modded, smp, sunglasses, Valley, voice mod, wearing, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4171	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Custom Mod Pack	Yes
Voice Mod	Yes
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and open a ticket to get whitelisted.

Q: What mods are included in the custom mod pack?

A: The mod pack includes various mods that enhance gameplay and add new features to the game.

Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

A: We recommend using the mods from our custom mod pack to ensure compatibility and stability on the server.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

A: We currently have space for more players, but we may limit the number in the future to maintain server performance.

Q: Are there any server rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP may be enabled in certain areas of the server, but overall our focus is on cooperative gameplay and building a community.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the server rules.

FrenchFilter Minecraft Server

anglos, architectural beauty, Beautiful architecture, Chinese, Cultural differences, Cultural preservation, cultural regulations, cultural tensions, Diversity, ethnic discrimination, european architecture, exclusion, French language laws, FrenchFilter, Indians, language filters, language policies, language restrictions, linguistic rules, Minecraft, seethe, Server, strict laws

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ores Mined:	8019	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft server with Indians and Chinese players who just don’t understand the beauty of strict French language laws? Look no further! Our server filters out all non-French speakers, so you can enjoy the exquisite European architecture in peace.

But that’s not all! Joining our server will make anglos seethe with jealousy as they watch from afar, unable to experience the sheer elegance and sophistication of our exclusive community. So come on in and bask in the glory of our French-speaking paradise! Vive la France! 🇫🇷🥖🥐

CeramicCockCraft Minecraft SMP

anti-aging, beauty regimen, CeramicCockCraft, Ceramides, cock care, Hyaluronic Acid, hydration, male grooming, men’s grooming products, men’s skincare, Minecraft, Moisturizing, personal care, skin health, skincare AMA, skincare benefits, skincare ingredients, skincare products, Skincare Routine, skincare routine for cock, skincare routine for men, skincare tips, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	141	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even our players’ skincare routines are top-notch! Join us for a server filled with smooth, hydrated players ready to take on any challenge. Need a moisturized companion to help you fight off creepers? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Our players swear by their skincare routines, claiming it gives them an extra layer of protection in PvP battles. So come join us and see for yourself – who knew that a little Ceramides and hyaluronic acid could make such a difference in the world of Minecraft?

NoKidzAllowedCraft

Accommodation, Behavior, child friendly, child-free, children, clean up, Food, Friends, gatherings, Hosting, Lifestyle, NoKidzAllowedCraft, outings, overstimulating, parenting, property damage, socializing, status quo, stress, underhanded comments, valuable items

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group without children? Do you feel like the odd one out at gatherings where chaos reigns supreme and badly behaved kids run amok? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness!

Join our server and leave the stress of hosting child-friendly events behind. No need to worry about your carpet getting ruined or your walls getting crayon marks all over them. On our server, you can build your dream house without fear of tiny hands destroying it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is child-free, so you can enjoy peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. No more dealing with underhanded comments from friends who don’t understand your childless lifestyle.

So come join us on our server and escape the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and laugh with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being the only one without kids. Plus, we have a strict “no badly behaved children allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any disruptions. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

RegretfulTeen Minecraft SMP

“Youth, adolescence, bad decisions, consequences, growing up, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, looking back, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulTeen, SELF AWARENESS, shame, smp, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Votes:	7127
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical time machine that erases all your teenage mistakes. Remember that embarrassing haircut you got? Gone. That cringey love letter you wrote? Deleted.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. So come join us and leave your regrets behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

FriendzoneCraft

Communication, emotional connections, friendship benefits, friendship boundaries, friendship challenges, friendship compatibility, Friendship Dynamics, friendship intimacy, friendship longevity., friendship misconceptions, friendship support, friendship trust, FriendZoneCraft, gender dynamics, men and women, mutual respect, opposite sex friendships, platonic friendships, relationships, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco room where you can dance the night away with your virtual friends. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama racing track – it’s a llama-zing time guaranteed!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Friendship Tree, where if you and your platonic friend hold hands and dance around it three times under a full moon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with llamas and dancing the night away with your virtual BFFs? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

ToryCraft: Lucy’s Racial Ruckus

Childminder, Community, controversy, court case, current events, Diversity, guilty plea, law enforcement, Legal, Lucy Connolly, Lucys, Marriage, News, parenting, Politics, Racial, racial hatred, racism, Ruckus, scandal, Social Issues, Tory councillor, ToryCraft, uk

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	3344
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are just like lucy connolly, but not really, cuz that would be weird. anyways, this server is run by a bunch of tory councillors who are secretly childminders on the side. they’re always stirring up drama and causing chaos, but in a fun way, you know? like, they’ll build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and gold and make everyone worship them. it’s like a cult, but with more blocky animals and explosions. you gotta join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mix of politics, childcare, and racial hatred. it’s a wild ride, for sure.