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Crafty Commander in Chief

2028 President, Campaign, chief, Commander, controversy, Crafty, election, ex-con, Future, incarceration, Jail, Justice, leadership, LOSE, negro vote, Politics, racial relations, Redemption, Rehabilitation, run in 2028, sentence shortened, trump, Voting

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s political career!

Join us and experience a world where Trump is building his own jail made out of diamond blocks and trying to escape before the next election. Will he succeed or will he be stuck in a cell made out of dirt blocks forever?

But that’s not all! Trump will also be hosting a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to win back the negro vote. Who knew that connecting with the community could be so fun and challenging at the same time?

So come on and join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than Trump’s Twitter rants. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magic potions along the way!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft!

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	286	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

🌟 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join now for a WILD ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY stories.

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of ALPACAS start dancing around you, singing the latest pop hits! And guess what? You can ride them into battle against the evil LLAMA army that’s trying to take over the server!

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive events like the Arlecchino Web Event where you can battle ghosts in your sleep for epic rewards! And don’t miss out on the Discovery Collaboration Web Event where you can explore nature and uncover hidden treasures with your trusty DIAMOND PICKAXE.

Join now and meet characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. Equip yourself with weapons like the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn to conquer the CRIMSON NIGHT and save the Minecraft world from destruction!

Don’t miss out on daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes to enhance your gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today! 🎮✨

Check out our Useful Links for more info!

Mommy Dearest’s Minecraft Madness

BETRAYAL, crime, DAUGHTER, Dearests, family, fucked up, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Imprisonment, incarceration, injustice, Justice, locked up, long trail, Loss, madness, Minecraft, mom, Mommy, murder, parental betrayal, Prison, Tragedy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is so intense it makes soap operas look like child’s play! Join now for a chance to witness the mom killing the daughter in a virtual world where anything can happen. And guess what? The dad wasn’t even there at the time, but he still ended up in prison! Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, he’s locked up for even longer than she was, so you know this server is full of surprises. Come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Miyu’s Revenge: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, feelings, forgiveness, friendship, growth, Listening, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Miyu, Miyus, patience, relationships, resolution, Revenge, Server, Support, Trust, Ultimate, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	199676
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Miyu is so upset with you that she created this world just to get revenge! Join now to see what crazy challenges she has in store for you!

Explore our insane custom-built maps filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Miyu has gone all out to make sure you never see the light of day again!

But don’t worry, you’ll have a chance to team up with other players to take on Miyu and her minions. Work together to defeat her and claim victory!

Join now and experience the wrath of Miyu in a Minecraft server like no other. Are you brave enough to face her fury?

Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, Ban, ban me, Bitch, defiance, discipline, disrespectful behavior., Eustace, Eustaces, evade, get slidd, janitor, janitor duty, Janitorial, janitorial work, Mature, mature up, Minecraft, night duty, repeat offender, rule breaking, Server, slidd, troublemaker, usual evasion

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Crafty Ninja Server: Where suffering is impossible for male players

Asia, Crafty, culture, discrimination, equality, Experience, Foreign, gender, Happiness, IMPOSSIBLE, Japan, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, ninja, opportunity, perspective, Players, Privilege, Server, society, Stereotypes, suffer, Suffering, travel

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	284	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never have to suffer as a male in Japan! Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can literally transform into a ninja and sneak your way out of any awkward situation.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on giant pandas as your trusty steed, exploring the vast lands of Japan in style. And if you ever get hungry, just head to our sushi bar where you can feast on unlimited sushi rolls made by our resident Minecraft chefs.

Oh, and did we mention that you can also summon Godzilla to wreak havoc on your enemies? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you in Japan!

The LOLcraft Chronicles: Chapter 10, Page 804

acceptance, adaptation, CHANGE, chapter, chapter 10, Childhood, Chronicles, Development, Evolution, Fiction, growth, Literature, LolCraft, moment, Noticing, novella, page, Page 804, progress, reading, realization, Story, The Shiori Novella, transformation, Witnessing

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Not to mention, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sing in your honor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who roam the land spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the party never stops and the creepers know how to boogie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the unbelievable, unimaginable, utterly ridiculous world that awaits you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

Valhaha – Where Vikings LOL and Build Blocks

Adventure, ashlands, blocks, BUILD, building, Copper, Crafting, early game, Exploration, Game, lol, mid game, multiplayer, norse mythology, open world, Sandbox, slow pace, Survival, Trailer, update, Valhaha, valheim, Viking, Vikings, worth it

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Magic Items Found:	3139
Villages Defended:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Animals Bred:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Ashlands trailer Monday! Are you tired of waiting for updates in other games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is constantly evolving at the speed of light! Say goodbye to the boring early/mid game grind like copper and say hello to a world of endless possibilities and excitement! Join us now and experience the thrill of adventure like never before!

MapleCraft: Because Canada is the Best, Eh?

Australia, best country, better infrastructure, better society, better wages, Canada, comparison, Cultural differences, Europe, global perspectives, immigration, Improvement, MapleCraft, nicer people, quality of life, societal standards, Stereotypes, Surrey BC, Usa, West, White Man

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of Surrey, BC and explore a world where the grass is always greener on the other side! Join us and leave Canada behind for a land where the sun always shines, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are friendly!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with LEGENDARY loot. They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as a hero by all. Rumor has it that they now live in a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the friendliest community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Need help building a castle? Just ask in chat and you’ll have a team of builders at your disposal in no time. Want to go on an adventure to slay the Ender Dragon? Our players are always up for a challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Surrey, BC forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft – Honkai: Star Rail Shenanigans

aventurine, BOOTHILL, Destruction, Honkai, Honkai Impact 3, honkai star rail, HSR1YEAR., Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, jingliu, LolCraft, Luka, Lynx, Non-Zero-Sum Game, preservation, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Serval, Shenanigans, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to riches beyond their wildest dreams. They built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing skeletons. You can ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a realm filled with treasure and glory. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!