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CraftyChick Minecraft Server

achievement, CraftyChick, determination, empowerment, encouragement, funny, Get her started, goal-setting, hard work, humor, inspiration, kicking ass, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, positivity, productivity, progress, self improvement, Server, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Minecraft all day long? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that you will be the one kicking butt! Our players are so skilled that they haven’t been kicked out of the game all day, they’ve been kicking the shit out of everyone else! Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most outrageous victories. Who needs a break when you can break blocks and break records on our server? Join now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion!

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

big tiddies, choppa phase, doesn’t give a shit, Experience, funny, humor, Initiates Choppa Phase 5, INITIATION, initiation thread, meme, Minecraft, objectively based, Objectively Based Wrestlers, phase 5, smp, SMPWrestlerCraft, sucks on big tiddies, Thread, TIDDIES, Ultimate, Wrestlers, wrestlers thread, wrestling, wrestling thread

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Farms Harvested:	120	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4070

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

anger, awkward situations, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, Communication, daycare, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Help, husband, Kids, KidzCraft, Minecraft, neighbor, overreacting, parenting, saying no, Server, stay at home mom, Upset, working parents, working together

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your neighbors? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!

Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

NoKidsNoDiamonds

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, INDEPENDENCE, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Obligations, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, stress, Support, vacation, work

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you!

RedFlagMan on Minecraft SMP

anger issues, Cheating, communication problems, controlling behavior, DATING, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of empathy, manipulative behavior, Men, Minecraft, narcissistic traits, red flags, red flags in men, reddit, RedFlagMan, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join us if you want to witness the epic tale of Steve, the blocky Casanova who wooed all the villagers with his impeccable redstone skills and charming smile. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Pigman Gang, a group of pigs who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But beware, there are red flags aplenty in this wacky world. From players who build giant statues of themselves to those who hoard all the diamonds for themselves, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home!

10/10 Show Limited Ed.

10/10, Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, fewer than 50 episodes, Hidden Gem, LIMITED, must watch, Rating, short series, Show, Suspenseful, television, Thriller, Top Picks, TV series, tv show, Underrated

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from your favorite TV show with fewer than 50 episodes! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own version of Pawnee from Parks and Recreation or fight off Demogorgons in the Upside Down from Stranger Things.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves dressed as the cast of Game of Thrones.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate crossover event of your wildest dreams! Who needs a TV show when you can live it out in Minecraft?

SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server

animal culling, Animals, conservation, elephants, Endangered species, ethical hunting, hippos, hunting, meat distribution, Minecraft, Namibia, Namibian wildlife, SafariSlaughter, Server, sustainable hunting, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat management, wildlife management, wildlife population control, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sustainability

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!

we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!

come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?

so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!

TalibanCraft: Women Rule, ISIS Drool!

Afghanistan, al-qaeda, Conflict Resolution, Drool, extremism, foreign policy, gender inequality, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Isis, Islamic fundamentalism, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Political unrest, rule, social justice, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, War on Terror, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can escape to a world where the taliban and isis don’t exist!!! join us and be free from oppression like the women in afghanistan!!! build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs like the taliban and isis!!! u can be the hero in this crazy world where anything is possible!!! come join us and let’s defeat the bad guys together!!!

PupperPressMC

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	3652
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs be understandin’ words from soundboard buttons! like, imagine pressin’ a button and ur dog be like “woof woof i want steak!” it’s like telepathy but wit buttons!

not only dat, but we got pigs flyin’ around on jetpacks and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like dis before, i tell ya!

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs be gettin’ down? it’s lit, fam.

so come on, join dis server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ minecraft shenanigans of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

The Adventures of Bigfoot Wrangler on InvisiCraft Server 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adult, Adventures, bigfoot, cave dweller evolved, Discord, Events, Horror Cryptid, InvisiCraft, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Nyctophobia, PvP, Sasquatch, Server, smp, The Graveyard, the man from the fog, Vampirism, voice channels, Werewolves, Whitelist, Wrangler

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Animals Bred:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Farms Harvested:	165

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BMC4 Server
Population	Small, looking to grow
Player Age	Adults only
Weekly Events	PVP and more
Discord	Active voice channels

Mods Included

BMC4 Modpack
Cave Dweller Evolved
Horror Cryptid: Sasquatch
Nyctophobia
The Graveyard
The Man from the Fog
Vampirism
Werewolves

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server only for adults?	Yes, the server is for adults only.
How often are events held?	We aim to host weekly events, including PVP and more.
How can I join the server?	Feel free to message the server admin for more information on joining.
Can I suggest mods to be added?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for mods to enhance the gaming experience.