kicking ass Minecraft Servers

kicking ass Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyChick Minecraft Server

    CraftyChick Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 913
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Star Shards Collected: 283
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

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    Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Minecraft all day long? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that you will be the one kicking butt! Our players are so skilled that they haven’t been kicked out of the game all day, they’ve been kicking the shit out of everyone else! Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most outrageous victories. Who needs a break when you can break blocks and break records on our server? Join now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

    GlobalCraft: Labor Divide
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5232
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Villages Defended: 18 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Towns Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

    imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

    plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

    so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

    Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5125
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

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    Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info:

    Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

    Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins:

    Plugins
    Dynmap
    SimpleVC
    SetHome
    Deadchest
    CombatLog
    Brewery
    And others!

    FAQ

    Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

    A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

    Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

    A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

    Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

    A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

    Q: Are there regular events on the server?

    A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

    Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

    A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

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  • Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

    Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6294
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 192 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

    SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 787
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Potions Brewed: 122
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Towns Built: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2598 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

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  • BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

    BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 8817
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 276 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8332 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Villages Defended: 19
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

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  • WeddingDressDramaCraft

    WeddingDressDramaCraft
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 2118
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

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  • TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed

    TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 6204
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6378 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you secretly a Minecraft wizard in disguise? Do you possess the power to build pixelated castles with just a flick of your wrist? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft realm where your hidden talents will finally be appreciated. Whether you can summon creepers with a snap of your fingers or turn diamonds into cookies, this server is the place for you. Don’t keep your talents hidden any longer – come show them off and join the wackiest, most whimsical Minecraft community out there!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BountyBashCraft

    BountyBashCraft
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 5998
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 229 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Towns Built: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 279 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

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    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier plots than Israel tryna take out a top Hezbollah dude in Beirut! This server is so lit, it’s like a $5 million bounty on your head for not joining! We got more action than a TNT explosion and more drama than a creeper sneaking up on you. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now before you miss out on all the fun!

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  • SkinCraft: Mosquito-Be-Gone

    SkinCraft: Mosquito-Be-Gone
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 512
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting attacked by those pesky mosquitoes while playing Minecraft? Well, have no fear because our server has genetically engineered human skin microbiomes that repel those disease-spreading suckers!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a swarm of mosquitoes comes at you. But wait! Your skin is like a force field, keeping those blood-sucking bugs away. You can mine in peace for up to 11 days without worrying about getting bit.

    Forget about DEET, our microbiomes have got your back for way longer. Join our server and say goodbye to itchy bug bites forever! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that has mice as test subjects? It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure.

    So come on over and experience the magic of our genetically engineered microbiomes. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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