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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5386 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 395 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!