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LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	248	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9616
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ores Mined:	9166
Potions Brewed:	73	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Towns Built:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6843
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Animals Bred:	118	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Votes:	8233	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net