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The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3495	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness

The Secret MineCraft SMP Player

Minecraft, player, secret, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps just waiting for you to join in on the fun. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a monthly hot dog eating contest (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

AkatsukiDHotaru, ApricotFroot, ApricotFrootDiscussion, ComfyDiscussion, CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, haruka, HarukaKaribu, henya, HenyaDiscussion, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, KsonDiscussion, ksonsouchou, kuro, LearningAboutGuns, LearningAboutMerchanting, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, MouseDiscussion, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, pummelparty, Server, SimulatingYakiniku, vshojo, VShojoCommunity, VShojoDiscussion, VShojoFans, VShojoMembers, VShojoOfficialChannels, VShojoWins, Vtubers, zen, ZenLive, zentreya

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where VShojo and vtubers rule the land! Join us for some epic battles in Pummel Party with Zen, learn about guns with Henya (because who doesn’t need that skill in Minecraft?), and master the art of merchanting with Geega (who knew you could make diamonds that way?). Nagi will even teach you how to simulate Yakiniku – it’s like a BBQ party, but in Minecraft!

Our crew includes Froot, the fruitiest streamer around, Haruka who will karate chop her way to victory, and Hestia spreading happiness like it’s her job (which it kinda is). And don’t forget about Melody, the virtual queen of the server – she’ll show you how to project your way to success.

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs diamonds when you can have VShojo wins instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and vibing together – because on this server, the fun never stops!

Squeeze Gamestop Minecraft SMP

Analysis, board actions, Deep Fucking Value, gamestop, Gamestop saga, gme, historical price support, implied volatility, investing, January, market, Minecraft, predictions, roaring kitty, smp, squeeze, stocks, Targets, Traders, Trading, trends, Volume

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8016

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the GME (Gamestop) madness has taken over! Join us as we embark on a wild journey filled with trading memes, diamond hands, and moon missions.

Picture this: historical price support points to January 14th, volume and implied volatility point to January 5th, Gamestop board actions point to January 31st, Roaring Kitty points to January 28th, and Deep Fucking Value points to January 17th. It’s like we’re living in a time loop of epic proportions!

But fear not, for we have gathered a group of highly regarded traders who are ALL IN on crazy targets. With their expertise and meme magic, we are sure to reach new heights in the world of Minecraft trading.

So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the SEC). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one diamond at a time!

Valyria Network

Adventure, Conquer, D-Prisoner, dynamic-environment, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Gamemodes, hack-allowed, Journey, MCMMO, Mechanics, Minecraft, Prison, Proving Ground, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Skills, Valyria Network

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Welcome to Valyria!

Dive into a one-of-a-kind hack-allowed Minecraft experience. Valyria features Prison and Raid gamemodes, with regular events to keep the action alive.

Prison: Begin as a D-Prisoner, mine your way to freedom, and transition into an epic Factions adventure. Our Prison gamemode blends classic Prison mechanics with the thrill of Factions.

Raid: Test your PvP and raiding skills in a dynamic environment that serves as the perfect proving ground for Prison gameplay.

Join us for exciting events, new gamemodes, and an unforgettable journey in the world of Valyria.

Are you ready to conquer Valyria?

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⚔️ Dream Survival – RPG PVP survival with captures Minecraft server

Backpacks, captures, Casino, Cosmetics, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, Entertainment, Grip system, Mob Leveling, Monsters, Premium gameplay, PvP, Regular Updates, resource pack, RPG, RPG adventure, Support, Survival, Unique game world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	1137
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Dream Survival is a high-quality, high-performance SURVIVAL (SURVIVAL) server WITHOUT WIPES! The server is developed by professional programmers and develops every day.

? Unique game world

Bored of classic Minecraft? Our server adds a splash of color to the game with interactive systems and unique configurations.

⚔️ RPG adventure

Explore new dungeons with three difficulty levels. Fight powerful monsters and get valuable rewards!

? Mob leveling and scaling system

Improve your skills, and the mobs will become stronger along with you for more exciting gameplay!

? Grip system

Create your own kingdom! Capture territories and defend your possessions.

⚙️ Custom plugins

Unique plugins designed specifically to enhance your gaming experience.

? Entertainment

Relax in our casino with slot machines, blackjack, lottery and crash games!

? Cosmetics and backpacks

Stand out from other players with different hats and expand your inventory with new backpacks.

? Premium gameplay

Get access to additional features and benefits.

? Resource pack

Immerse yourself in a unique world with our custom resource pack.

? Regular updates

We are constantly working on new features and content to keep you playing.

❓ Support

Our team is always ready to help you and answer all your questions.

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Poker Pro Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, Fun, gambling, Game, Learn poker, Life, mental health, Minecraft, optimism, poker, positivity, PRO, resilience, self improvement, Server, skill-building, strategy, stress relief, winning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of real life kicking you in the butt? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where you can learn to play Poker like a pro! Imagine sitting at a virtual table, bluffing your way to victory while building a majestic castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs real life when you can win big and have fun in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s deal some virtual cards together!

Opportunity Wasted Minecraft SMP

Acting, Cardinals, Character development, critique, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, ending, good actors, good premise, great locations, Minecraft, Mini Series, missed potential, Movie, opportunity, pacing, Plot, Potential, review, smp, storytelling, underwhelming, Wasted, wasted opportunity

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s better than a disappointing movie ending! We’ve got top-tier players, epic builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Explore our insane locations and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike watching that movie).

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, battle, blocky, catholic church, CONVICTED, cope, Corruption, cover up, Elite, FAITH, Fighting, Globohomo, Hypocrisy, Jewish, Justice, Minecraft, pedophile, Religion, Royale.., scandal, Server, Tradcaths, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of the globohomo jewish pedophile elite infiltrating your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight against them in epic battles that will make you question reality! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to take down the corrupt forces of the world while building epic structures and exploring new lands. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover. So come join us and show the world that you are not afraid to take on the biggest challenges, both in-game and in real life!