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MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3406
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	190	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

atomic bomb, BOOMCRAFT, devastation, Hell, hiroshima, historical events, History, Humanity, Japan, long-term effects, Memory, nagasaki, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Peace, Revenge, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy, Trauma, War, world war II

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Farms Harvested:	828
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

addiction, coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, mental health education, mental health effects, mental health recovery, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindful, miners, nicotine, quitting smoking, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1117	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crops Grown:	6518
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!

Simple Survival MP

Claims, Connection, Creative, Cross-Play, dragon fight, Earth, east coast USA, Economy, End.., game mode, Moderators, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, PvE, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, Time Played, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Votes:	7495	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Fresh new vanilla SMP world. Simple Quality of Life plugins enabled. Claims grow with time! Currently have a biweekly End opening to allow for fresh content and a new dragon fight.

Small player driven economy with permissions based off game-mode and time played!

Survival and Creative worlds.

Active moderators and simple rules.

Hosted on East Coast USA with solid connection.

simplesmp.hopto.org

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

beetlejuice, beta game, Characters, Constant development, Cosmetics, CraftyVerse, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, Gleamium, live service, Logo Edition, Minecraft, multiversus, Multiversus General, mvsg, new modes, new moves, new stages, open beta, PC, platform fighter, ps4, PS5, pve mode, rollback netcode, samurai jack, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers, Xbox One, xbox series

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our server is like no other, with a logo that will make your eyes pop out of your head in amazement.

Previously on our server, we had players battling it out in epic PvP matches, building the craziest structures you’ve ever seen, and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include adding new dimensions to explore, new mobs to fight, and even a mode where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken.

What is our server all about, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild, where you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, and where you can become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And did we mention the new characters we’ve added? From a ninja turtle with laser eyes to a unicorn riding a skateboard, our server has it all.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Join us now and let the madness begin!

SnowlessSMP – “I’ve never seen snow in Minecraft SMP”

Coastal Living, coastal snow, coastal snowfall, coastal snowflakes, coastal snowscape, coastal snowstorm, Ive, Minecraft, never seen snow, smp, Snow, snowless adventure, snowless climate, snowless experience, snowless journey, snowless landscape, snowless life, snowless phenomenon, snowless terrain, snowless wonder, SnowlessSMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience snow for the first time in your virtual life! Our server is located in a magical land where it snows all year round, even in the middle of summer. Dive into our snowy wonderland and build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and maybe even find a hidden ice castle filled with treasures. Who needs real snow when you can have a winter wonderland at your fingertips? Join now and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

CraftyAlcoholBan Minecraft Server

accident, AITAH, alcohol, CAR, CraftyAlcoholBan, Disrespect, Driver, Friends, long tail tags, Minecraft, Opinions, parents, Possession, pulled over, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, Risk, Server, trip, Trust, under 21

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crops Grown:	4580	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of taking all the fall for your friends’ shenanigans? Do you want to avoid the risk of getting in trouble while still having a blast? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a virtual minecart!

Forget about the stress of being the responsible one in your group – on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing is blocks! No need to worry about getting pulled over by virtual cops or dealing with virtual accidents. Plus, you can still have a wild time with your friends without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs alcohol when you have the thrill of mining and crafting? Trust us, it’s a lot safer and a whole lot more fun!

MomAndStepDadOopsies

blended family, Communication, custody, Divorce, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family rules, Family Therapy, family unity, family vacations, favoritism, healing, MomAndStepDadOopsies, moving on, parenting, rejection, Resentment, sibling relationships, stepfamily

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this crazy blended family! Join us for a wild ride filled with strict rules and unexpected drama.

Need permission to build that epic castle? Forget asking the regular players, you’ll need to ask your “new parent” on the server. And forget about playing with just your bio siblings, everyone has to mix it up and collaborate.

Don’t even think about closing your bedroom door, we want to see if you’re mixing with the other players. And don’t forget to spread the love by telling your fellow players one thing you love about them every day.

But the best part? No step/half nonsense here – we’re all about creating a blended Minecraft family. Just like in real life, things may get chaotic and fights may break out, but that’s all part of the fun!

So join us on this wild Minecraft server and see if you can navigate the crazy rules and drama just like the OP in this story. Who knows, you may even find yourself creating your own blended Minecraft family with players you never expected to mix with!