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CreeperCravings

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	900972
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

“Youth, achievement, addiction, adolescents, Awareness, Cigarette Smoking, health education, health promotion, long-term effects, nicotine, Prevention, public health, public policy, SmokeFree, smoking cessation, substance abuse, teenagers, tobacco, tobacco control, Victory, youth health, Zone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mines Excavated:	1133	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	6077	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	94

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	New Chunks Explored:	835703
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!