Keylor Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SeineSwimShow2024

#sustainability, 2024 olympics, city, clean water, cleanliness, demonstration, Environmental awareness, Event, France, Mayor, Paris, public health, river, seine, SeineSwimShow2024, Showcase, showcase event, sports, swimming, urban development, water quality

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the paris mayor swims in the seine river to prove how clean it is for the 2024 olympics! if he can swim in it, you can definitely build a sick castle on it! plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests at the bottom of the river filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. dive in and claim your riches before the mayor beats you to it! also, the fish in the river are rumored to grant wishes if you catch them, so start fishing for your dreams today on our server!

NukeShelterInsurance

catastrophic events, disaster preparedness, emergency provisions, fallout shelters, insurance claims, insurance coverage, insurance policies, insurance protection, nuclear apocalypse, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear fallout, nuclear fallout shelters, nuclear hazard coverage, nuclear hazards, nuclear war, NukeShelterInsurance, risk management, survival planning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

yo, so like, imagine this: in a world where everything is all messed up from a nuclear apocalypse, there’s this one server that’s like, the bomb (literally). we got fallout shelters for days, man. but get this, the only way to get coverage is by joining our server. like, how crazy is that?

we got mutated mobs that are actually kinda cute in a weird way. like, picture a zombie pigman with three heads and a rainbow afro. yeah, that’s what we’re working with here.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, we got that too. but you gotta be quick, ’cause the radioactive spiders guarding it are no joke.

so come join us on the server where the only thing more explosive than the bombs is the fun we’re having. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietCraze

aging, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive preservation, dietary habits, elderly individuals, elderly women, Healthy Eating, long-term study, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, MinecraftMedDietCraze, nutrition, preventative measures, research study, risk reduction, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like eatin’ a Mediterranean diet for ur brain, ya feel me? Like, if u wanna reduce ur risk of bein’ a total noob and forgettin’ where u put ur diamonds, dis server is da place to be!

We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!

Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!

Minty Clique Minecraft Server

belonging, Clique, Drama, exclusion, fitting in, Friends, friendship, gossip, group, high school, Insecurity, Minecraft, Mint, Minty, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, peer influence, peer pressure, Popularity, relationships, Rumors, Server, social circle

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of being left out of the cool kids’ group on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Mint is not just a part of the clique, he IS the clique! Join us for epic adventures, crazy parties, and exclusive access to Mint’s secret stash of enchanted diamonds. Don’t miss out on the chance to be besties with Mint and rule the Minecraft world together!

Blocky Closeted Republicans Minecraft Server

BIBLE, blocky, Closeted, CONSERVATIVE, discrimination, equality, executive, Faggots, gay dating app, GRINDR, Hypocrisy, Jesus, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, prejudice, Republican National Convention, republicans, Server, Sin, super bowl

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Republican National Convention? Look no further! Our server is so gay-friendly, even Grindr executives are calling it their Super Bowl! Join us and unleash your inner rainbow warrior as you build, mine, and slay dragons with fellow LGBTQ+ gamers. Who needs politics when you have pixelated adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have cookies… and by cookies, we mean virtual cookies in-game. So come on, join us and let’s show those closeted faggots how to have a fabulous time in Minecraft!

SisterMILBlocker Minecraft Server

children’s online safety, Communication Issues, confronting family members, digital boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, inappropriate content, MIL drama, Minecraft, monitoring children’s online activity, online etiquette, parenting, privacy concerns, protecting personal space, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, SisterMILBlocker, social media boundaries, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Animals Bred:	89
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, Facebook fiascos, and MIL madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your sister’s MIL’s nieces start scrolling through your Facebook feed. That’s right, they’re lurking on your page, reading all your posts about the former president getting shot at. Talk about inappropriate! But fear not, because on our server, you can block them faster than you can say “block button”.

Join us for a server where the drama never stops, the family dynamics are more twisted than a vine in a jungle biome, and the MILs are more toxic than a potion of poison. Will your sister blame you for blocking her MIL? Will the nieces ever learn to stay off social media? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions – because on this server, anything can happen!

NoCarNoCash16

16th birthday, Allowance, Cadillac Escalade, CAR, child support, custody, cutting off financially, DAUGHTER, disabled, entitled, family, hurtful, lawsuit, Lawyer, mobility issues, no contact, NoCarNoCash16, relationship, Resentment, Rude, Wedding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1216	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3681
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family feuds? Look no further than our server, where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the pillagers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No one will be calling you up to yell at you for giving away a car!

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions instead? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real world behind!

TwatCraft Minecraft Server

annoying drivers, automotive community, automotive culture, car enthusiasts, car exhausts, car modifications, car noise pollution, disrespectful drivers, inconsiderate behavior, loud cars, loud exhausts, Minecraft, noisy cars, obnoxious vehicles, road noise, Server, TWAT, TwatCraft, vehicle customization, vehicle etiquette, vehicle mufflers, vehicle noise, vehicle sound levels

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5475	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	154	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of noisy cars ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-noise policy for vehicles! That’s right, no revving engines or honking horns allowed. Join us and enjoy the sweet sound of silence as you mine, build, and explore without any twats ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any noisy car offenders trying to crash the party. So come on over and experience a noise-free paradise like no other!

CraftyCommentCrafts

Comments.., Communication, CraftyCommentCrafts, digital communication, digital platform, facebook, internet, Online Community, online presence, photos, Posts, Social Interaction, social media, social media engagement, social media platforms, social media trends., social media usage, social networking sites, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Facebook drama? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is the new social media hotspot where you can build, mine, and troll your friends in a virtual world that’s way more exciting than your aunt’s cat memes. Say goodbye to endless scrolling and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Join now and become the ultimate social media influencer in the world of blocks and creepers!

CommieCraft: Running Out of Ammo

Ammo, arms race, CommieCraft, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military strategy, offensive, Running, russia, scaling back, soviet union, Soviet-era weaponry, stockpiles, Ukraine, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

come join our server for a wild ride like no other! we have so much soviet-era weaponry that russia is running out! you gotta join before they take it all back! our battles in ukraine are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action! plus, our players are so skilled, they’ll make you question if they’re actually real or just bots! don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for the ultimate minecraft experience!