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Ruud Van Nistelrooy Appointed Leicester Heacoach Minecraft SMP

appointed, Appointment, career, Coach, debut, Dutch, football, former player, Heacoach, leadership, Leicester, Manager, manchester united, Minecraft, Nistelrooy, premier league, press conference, real madrid, RUUD, Ruud van Nistelrooy, smp, squad, strategy, Tactics, tactics analysis, Training, van

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2762
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You can challenge him to a rap battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where the ghasts have formed a synchronized swimming team. Watch as they perform death-defying stunts and flips while dodging fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

NoRespect Minecraft Server

Blonde hair, blue eyes, classmate, cruel intentions, Deepthroat, degradation, Disrespect, DOMINANCE, Femininity, fetish, gender, hatefuck, Identity, jawline, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, NoRespect, power play, Server, Submission, taboo, troon

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ores Mined:	1218
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	172	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate party animal.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Troon Slayer”, a mysterious player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, corporate, cubicle life, daily routine, employment, grind, Job, job satisfaction, Labor, Minecraft, monotony, office, Paycheck, salary, smp, wage slave, wagie, WagieFree, work, work culture, work-life balance, Working class

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Farms Harvested:	435
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Jumpin’Craft Minecraft Server

Anime, Aozora Fishing, Bun no Ao Shun, Captain Tsubasa, Cat’s Eye, dr slump, Forever Kamiko-kun, Gal ga Rival, Geki! Gokutora Ikka, JumpinCraft, Kaidō Racer GO, Kinnikuman, Kochikame, Manga, Minecraft, Ring ni Kakero, Sannen Kimengumi, Server, Shaka no Musuko, Super Police, Tennis Boy, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of manga and anime!

Join us for a chance to live out your wildest manga dreams! Ever wanted to fish in the sky like in Aozora Fishing? Or race through the streets like in Kaidō Racer GO? Well, now you can!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic soccer matches in Captain Tsubasa, the craziest adventures in Dr. Slump, and the most intense wrestling battles in Kinnikuman. And let’s not forget about the Super Police, who are here to keep the peace (or cause chaos, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

House of Watson SMP

#archenemy, battle, CBS, Clinic, death, Drama, House, James Moriarty, medical career, Morris Chestnut, Mystery, past, Pittsburgh, rare diseases, resurrection, sherlock holmes, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unusual diseases, Watson

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Join our Minecraft SMP where we bring the epic showdown between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty to life! Play as Dr. John Watson (or Morris Chestnut if you’re feeling fancy) and set up your own clinic for treating rare and unusual diseases in the world of Minecraft. But watch out, because Moriarty is back and ready to wreak havoc once again!

Embark on insane adventures, solve mysterious puzzles, and battle it out with your friends in this epic retelling of the classic tale. Will you be able to outsmart Moriarty and save the day, or will you fall victim to his dastardly schemes? Join now and find out!

Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server

allah, BELIEF, destroy, FAITH, idolatry, Islam, Islamic tradition, Kaaba, Minecraft, monotheism, mosque, Paganism, Permission, pilgrimage, real muslim, Religious, religious practice, revolve around, Sacred, sacred site, Server, stone structure, StoneFree, Worship

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9214	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Emeralds Found:	2434	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.

Zombie Chickens Minecraft SMP

autopsy report, chickens, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal investigation, Criminal Psychology, Dead, dead bodies, disturbing images, forensic investigation, forensic science, Girls, graphic content, gruesome details, Horror, Minecraft, murder, post autopsy, psychological thriller, Rotten, smp, SUICIDE, torture, violent death, zombie

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).

Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.