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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2219 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
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And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary UNICORN that poops out golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds the unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to write your fucking letters, Jesus fuck oh my god!