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CraftyCook Minecraft Server

CEREAL, comfort food, convenient, Cook, CraftyCook, Delivery, Dinner, EASY, exhausted, Food, frozen pizza, go-to meal, instant noodles, Lazy, leftovers, microwaveable, Minecraft, pantry meal, Quick, redditors, Server, takeout, tired

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Towns Built:	10

Hey gamers, are you tired of cooking IRL and just want to chill and play some Minecraft? Join our server where the only thing you have to worry about is what block to place next! Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of surviving on virtual food alone. We have a secret recipe for a virtual feast that will leave you full and satisfied without lifting a finger. So come join us and let’s feast like kings in the world of blocks and pixels!

OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends

11B, assets, billionaires, Business, corporate profits, dividends, earnings, Economy, finance, Financial Success, high income, Investments, MONEY, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, PROFITS, russia, Russian oligarchs, shares, stock market, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it.

HealCraft: No Pain, All Gain

adaptation, biology, Body, Evolution, evolutionary advantage, gain, genetic traits, HealCraft, Healing Process, health, human body, immune system, medical science, natural abilities, Pain, physical health, Regeneration, resilience, Self Healing, self-care, self-repairing capabilities, Survival, wellness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u want to experience da ultimate adrenaline rush! our world is filled with danger at every turn, from lava pits to creeper explosions to zombie hoardes. but don’t worry, cuz ur body has evolved to have SELF-HEALING ABILITIES! dat’s right, u can jump off a cliff and be back to full health in no time.

imagine da chaos and mayhem as u battle ur friends in epic pvp battles, only to heal up and do it all over again. u’ll be like a superhero with rapid healing powers, unstoppable and invincible.

so come join us on dis server and experience da thrill of living life on da edge, where danger lurks around every corner but u always come out on top. plus, we have free cake on wednesdays. ain’t dat worth it?

NipahBrainBarrierFun

Animal Reservoirs, Blood-Brain Barrier, Brain Infection, DiSRuPtiON, Emerging Infectious Disease, encephalitis, Host Immune Response, Infectious Disease Research, Insights, neurological complications, neurological disorders, Neurotropism, Nipah Virus, Nipah Virus Neurotropism, NipahBrainBarrierFun, Outbreak Investigation, public health, Viral Entry Mechanisms, Viral Pathogenesis, zoonotic disease

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6949	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got the most insane adventures eva. like, you can explore the nether and find a secret portal to a dimension full of dancing llamas and flying pigs. and get this, the zombies are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to eat your brains.

oh, and did i mention we have a mini-game where you have to battle a giant chicken with laser eyes? yeah, it’s wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

but the best part is our exclusive event where all the mobs in the game break out into a dance party. creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

so come join us on this server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

1.20.4 / 🛠️ Custom Ore / 🔮 Dungeons / 👹 Bosses / Modded 🏞️ Survival / 🚫 No Reset / 💻 PC 🎮 XBOX 🎮 PS4,5 📱 MOBILE

1.20.4, 5.., Bosses, custom ore, Custombosses, Custommobs, Customores, dragons, Dungeons, Magic, mobile, modded survival, Morebiomes, No Reset, Nop2w, Noreset, PC, ps4, Survival, weapons, Xbox

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9560
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

I used to play minecraft all the time with my dad, the old man could never figure out mods, 8 years later now that I’m 21 and a software engineer student and after 2-3 months of work and whacking the good old Eclipse I made a server with custom ores, 500+ dungeons, custom biomes, furniture, souls like boss mechanics and around 700+ hours of content, but the catch is you need no mods!!! It’s all server sided and you just load a small resourcepack on join, If you’re interested in joining me and some friends and playing DM me or write a comment.

We added bedrock support! Although it’s in beta it works pretty well, bedrock players can see furniture, custom armor, backpacks as well as explore cool dungeons and all the cool new biomes we added. We’re looking for bedrock players to join us and play.

To join on these devices

Add friend DSMC1516 on XBOX, PS4, PS5, PSN, Mobile, Nintendno and join through the friendlist 🙂

memoria.serveminecraft.net

BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, Minecraft, No. 921118817 Anonymous YouTube Music Playlist Video Song Listening Entertainment Relaxing Chill Background music Study Focus Productivity Instrumental Ambient Mellow Calm Melodic, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	2331
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like riding a rollercoaster made of TNT or battling a horde of evil bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

bestsellers, binge reading, books, Chick Lit, comedy, Contemporary, escapism, Feel-Good, Fiction, guilty pleasure, happy endings, humor, light-hearted, Literature, love, Minecraft, Novels, reading, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, SLOP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of reading all that mushy romcom slop? Well, put down those cheesy novels and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, love is in the air…literally! Our players have been struck by Cupid’s arrow and are building heart-shaped houses, crafting diamond rings, and even hosting virtual weddings! Join us for a chance to find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in a world where love knows no bounds (or block limits)! Who needs a romcom when you can have a rom-craft? Join us now and start swiping right on your next blocky crush!

WeddingPhotoOops

deleted memories, deleted photos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family neglect, family relationships, payment dispute, payment issues, photographer, professional photography, unpaid work, wedding anniversary, wedding memories, Wedding Photographer, wedding photography, wedding photos, WeddingPhotoOops

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Potions Brewed:	181
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Star Shards Collected:	95
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family drama and wedding shenanigans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of deleted wedding photos, auntie tantrums, and nephew revenge!

Picture this: a wedding photographer nephew, a flaky aunt, and a flash drive full of precious memories. Will the aunt pay up? Will the nephew stand his ground? Find out on our server where family ties are tested and wedding photos are deleted in a fit of rage!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aunt’s shock and disbelief as she realizes her magical wedding photos are gone forever. Will she ever recover from this epic deletion? Join now to experience the drama unfold in real-time on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join us for a server experience like no other, where family dynamics and wedding photography collide in a whirlwind of emotions and deleted memories. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and be a part of the chaos!

MineCraftyPersonality

Behavior, Beliefs, characteristics, hobbies, Identity, interests, Lifestyle, MineCraftyPersonality, passions, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, Traits, VALUES

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

What is something that people “base their whole personality around”? Well, on our Minecraft server, people base their whole personality around their block-building skills! We’ve seen players go from being shy introverts to confident builders who rule the virtual world with their epic creations. Join us and become a master builder, crafting your way to fame and glory!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who protect the land from evil mobs. Join their ranks and ride into battle on your trusty llama steed, armed with nothing but a diamond sword and a sense of adventure.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and let your blocky adventures begin!

TaxCraft: French Lefties 90%

Coalition, economic reform, Economy, european politics, fiscal policy, France, French, Government, income inequality, left wing, lefties, policy, political agenda, Politics, progressive taxation, Rich, social justice, socialism, Tax, TaxCraft, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1323	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

come join our minecraft server where we tax the rich 90% just like the left-wing French coalition wants to do! but don’t worry, we use the tax money to build giant statues of baguettes and berets all over the server. plus, our admin is a talking croissant who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can correctly pronounce “croissant” in a french accent. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by pastries and french politics?