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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9273 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?