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Team of Independents 1.21

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got a team of crazy salespeople who are all about that DDD and Breloom life. They’re like a mix of boomers and millennials, but they all know what’s up. If you’re not down with the seeds of change, then you’re basically the problem, man. So come join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

The Secret Agent of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies do the Thriller dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant floating castle made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Need I say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Your fortune is telling you that you have excellent luck, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FinnCraft Server – Power Outage Edition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Emeralds Found:	1753
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have finland boards oil tankers causing chaos in the digital world!!! power cables are being cut left and right, internet outages everywhere!!! but fear not, on our server you can harness the power of the oil tanker to create epic builds and conquer the digital realm!!! join now and be part of the madness!!! only the bravest can survive in this crazy world of chaos and destruction!!!

RostovRocketCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE UKRAINE HITTING BALLISTIC MISSILES LIKE FIREWORKS! STRATCOM REPORTS SAY IT’S LIT! COME BUILD YOUR OWN MISSILE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?! JOIN NOW FOR A BLASTING GOOD TIME!

Crafty Restroom Crew

acceptance, Awareness, bathroom etiquette, Community, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender neutral, hidden identities, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, non-binary, public restroom, restroom, social norms, stigma, trans people, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Votes:	9476	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

yo, listen up gamers! u ever been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew? well, imagine that but in minecraft! join our server and experience the wildest adventures with trans villagers who are lowkey hiding in plain sight. u never know who u might run into in the mines, maybe a genderfluid creeper or a non-binary enderman. the possibilities are endless, just like the confusion u feel when u realize u’ve been interacting with trans mobs this whole time. so come on, join us for a gender-bending good time!

Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
New Chunks Explored:	477667	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?

on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.

join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!

Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, 206011103, all time, balk, BLOCK, classic, Edition, Haven, long tail, tags

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Villages Defended:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Votes:	4334
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where cows fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos at every turn. Build a house out of cake, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

French Women In Your Country Minecraft SMP

beauty, Country, culture, DATING, elegance, EUROPEAN WOMEN, exotic women, fashion, foreign women, French, french cuisine, French Culture, french language, french women, international dating, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, parisian women, relationships, romance, smp, travel, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7157
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	296	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of only seeing French women in your country through pictures and movies? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to interact with not just one, but a whole village of French women! They’ll teach you how to say “baguette” in the most seductive way possible and show you how to build a house that screams “Ooh la la!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet llama moves that will impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them hatch their evil plans (pun intended) while enjoying some good old-fashioned chicken banter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world unlike any other, where French women, disco llamas, and scheming chickens all come together for a truly unique gaming experience!

CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

FinnCraft Server: Shipwrecked Cable Cut

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where finland be seizin ships left and right after some undersea cable be cut like whaaaaat. we got all the craziness you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. sail the high seas, build epic ships, and watch out for them finland peeps cuz they be on a rampage. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.