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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5804 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.
