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SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Void Armor Forged:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

Crafty Cows & Creepers: Linux Kernel 6.9 Edition

AArch64, AMD SNP, ampere, ARM64, arm64 builds, Cows, Crafty, CREEPERS, device mapper, dm-vdo, Edition, Energy Model, FUSE passthrough, gcc, Intel FRED, kernel, Linus Torvalds, linux, Linux Kernel 6.9, LPA2 mode, merge window, Named Address Spaces, Rust language, Rust support, x86-64

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mines Excavated:	1622	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Star Shards Collected:	150	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, just like the Linux kernel 6.9 update that has everyone buzzing!

Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most exciting features you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We have Rust support on AArch64 architectures, because who wouldn’t want to build with a language named after a metal-eating disease? Plus, we have support for the Intel FRED mechanism, because who doesn’t love flexible return and event delivery?

But wait, there’s more! We also have support for AMD SNP guests, because who doesn’t want their guests to be secure and nested like a cozy little bird? And don’t forget about our new dm-vdo target for inline deduplication, compression, zero-block elimination, and thin provisioning. It’s like a virtual data optimizer on steroids!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have Named Address Spaces in GCC, FUSE passthrough support, dynamic Energy Model updates, and a new LPA2 mode for ARM 64-bit processors. It’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and let the craziness begin!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!

Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”

CraftyModi’sWarFreeZone Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyModisWarFreeZone, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global Issues, India, India-Russia relations, international affairs, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, pm modi, Problems, putin, Server, Unity, War, world leaders

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. like, imagine this, you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena.

and get this, the mods on this server are like, next level. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun. like, who does that? only on this server, bro.

oh, and the best part? there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party till sunrise. i heard even the ender dragon shows up sometimes to drop sick beats.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, i heard if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, it’s that insane.

Wetland Inferno: Run or Burn!

Biodiversity, Brazil, Burn, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, devastation, ecological crisis, ecosystem, emergency response, environmental disaster, evacuation, Fire, global warming, habitat loss, Inferno, natural disaster, Pantanal, rescue efforts, RUN, Wetland, wildlife, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mines Excavated:	3675
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	149
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the world’s biggest wetland is on fire and u gotta run for ur life or u gonna be toast like a marshmallow at a bonfire lol 😂 those who can’t run gonna be crispy critters, so join now and see if u got what it takes to survive the devastation 🔥🔥🔥 plus, we got rare mobs like flaming ducks and lava llamas to keep u on ur toes 😜🦆🔥🦙 #burnbabyburn #minecraftmadness #toastytimes

HangryCraft

confusion, customer service, Dining, etymology, Food, funny, HangryCraft, Hospitality, humor, irony, job title, Language, pondering, question.., Restaurant, semantics, Server, service, Thought-provoking, waiter, Waiting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae’s teeth. we got creepers that tell knock-knock jokes and skeletons that moonwalk. plus, our villagers throw the best parties this side of the nether. come join us and see why we’re the hottest spot in the blocky world. just watch out for the ender dragon, he’s a real diva.

NasalSprayCraft: Clearing Tau & Improving Minds

aged tauopathy mice, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, animal studies, brain function, brain health, Clearing, cognitive decline, cognitive functions, experimental treatment, improving, intracellular tau pathology, Medical research, Minds.., nasal spray treatment, NasalSprayCraft, neurobiology, neurocognitive disorders, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative disease, neurology, neuroscience, Tau, tau protein, tauopathy therapy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Items Found:	6532	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Yo, so like, on this server, we got this crazy nasal spray treatment that can like, totally clear out all the bad stuff in your brain and make you super smart and stuff. It’s like, magic in a bottle, bro.

Picture this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you take a hit of that nasal spray and BAM! You’re like, the Einstein of the server, outsmarting all the other players and dominating the game.

And get this, we got aged tauopathy mice running around the server, but don’t worry, the nasal spray works on them too. They go from being old and slow to fast and furious, taking on creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal.

So if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and become a brainiac like never before, join us on this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, it’s worth it. Let’s get spraying, baby!

The Land of Ouch: Where mining is a pain but the community is a blast!

1.21, Adventure Ready, big announcement, blast, Claims, collaboration, Community, Community-centric, Custom Play Style, Dynmap, friendly community, Fun, grand opening, Grief Protection, home, june 13th, laid back, Land, Minecraft, Mining, No Crowding, Ouch, Pain, Server, Simplified Fun, smp, Tpa Command

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1455
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4216
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Server:	The Land of Ooo SMP
Launch Date:	June 13th
Version:	1.21
Features:	Custom Play Style, Adventure Ready, Plugins

FAQs

Q: What is The Land of Ooo SMP?

A: The Land of Ooo SMP is a Minecraft server focused on a laid-back, community-centric atmosphere for players to collaborate and have fun.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition?

A: The Java server IP is izzi.crafted.pro.

Q: What is the server IP for Bedrock edition?

A: The Bedrock server IP is 107.175.196.2:31132.

Q: Is there a Discord server for The Land of Ooo SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server code is https://discord.gg/akaynrjTAB.

Q: Who is the contact person on Discord?

A: The Discord username is eathant.

Femoid Invasion Minecraft Server

Behavior, Board, Community, complaining, culture, feminism, femoid, Femoids, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Invaded, Invasion, Minecraft, Misogyny, ONLINE, Server, shittube, social media, Stereotypes, tiktok, TOXIC, Whine, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5034
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of hearing people whine about Minecraft on TikTok and Shittube? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for all your Minecraft woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, guaranteed to make your Minecraft dreams come true.

So why waste your time listening to whiny TikTokers when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!