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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8345 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 8739 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4688 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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